The Mega-Zine Museum
October 26, 2003
SECLUDED RAINBOW WLW, do you still like Depeche Mode? No. I'm thinking about buying Myleene's piano album. NOT.
LILAC LEOPARD I've just had an e-mail informing me that "confidence starts in your pants". You learn something new every day. That would explain why I am so shy then.
NOT A TRENDIE NOT ONE OF YOU EITHER Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Buy them deodorant and walk away quickly.
THE INTERNET
While on the internet for 15 minutes yesterday I won the following:
- 15 cruises
- One year's free toothpaste
- A portable snowmaker
- 15733988 Busted CDs
- A football club called Spurs
They give away any old junk don't they?
Paddy Irishman
Some things you can't give away
I MEAN, WHO REALLY WANTS SPURS?
THE SPANISH INQUISITION
I ask everyone at 'Zine to, while standing in a lift, or on public transport, to be aware, that people in little disc-shaped red hats wearing red capes may be watching you.
I would also like to point out that someone needs to throw a couple of eggs at Iain Duncan Smith. What an eejit.
Queen of the Entire Leprechaun Population
It's nearly Halloween
THE RED FOLK WILL BLEND IN
DOWN WITH LOVE
Not impressed by all the love talk that's going on around here these days. What's the point in asking US for love advice? Surely we're all riddled with too many deep-seated psychological disorders to be able to help?
And, anyway, there's no way we can answer the two most asked questions about the genders: "Why are men so rubbish?" and "Why are women so confusing?"
So what's the point?
Cherries Jubilee
Glad you have more space than me
TO SAY WHAT I'M THINKING
JUST TO START OFF ANOTHER ANNOYING PHASE...
The other day Grimble Gromble asked us where he/she got their name from. I've decided (although I'm probably not the first) to also see if anyone can guess where my name is from. I bet you can't!
I'll give you a clue though. It's part of a list.
As for Grimble Gromble, I have no idea where that comes from, although I'm guessing it has something to do with kids' TV.
Kleenex the Cop
I usually find a Kleenex in my pocket
NOT ALWAYS A FRESH ONE...
HALLOWEEN
As Halloween is nearly here please, please could you do a picture of a pumpkin or anything Halloween-related.
Supernatural Swan
Scary isn't he?
DAVORD'S ART IS WEIRD
JAMES FROM BUSTED
Miss Snaz, I intend on keeping James very busy once we are married, don't worry!
He will be busy in the morning, in the afternoon and at night — in the kitchen, on the floor, in the bathroom, in the hallway, in the car and, when he's lucky, on the sofa.
Of course, I'm talking about cleaning.
Odd Cod
Send him to Mabel Mop
SHE'LL TEACH HIM A FEW TRICKS
GRAND DESIGNS
Every week, Kevin McCloud revels in saying something like:
"Bob and Betsy have spent their life savings on this project, which is now ten billion pounds over budget and 27 years behind schedule. On top of this, the roof's falling in and between you and me, I don't like the colour..."
It's enough to make you want to live in a cave!
Insane Jam Sow
You've never seen the Towers have you?
I ALREADY DO!
