The Mega-Zine Museum

October 12, 2003

PEPSICAL DJ Rhimes, I know ya asked for a surfer chick but will a hip hop one do instead? No love in the room. Or my pages. Please make me stop saying it.

EVIL TONGS What happens when you get scared half to death twice? Do you really want to find out?

THE ASPARAGUS MAN I was wondering just what the difference between being scared and being intimidated is? It's all bullying really. Except when ghosts are involved.

ANOTHER HAPPY CUSTOMER

I'd like to thank you, WLW. You run 'Zine with the patience of a saint, putting up with all our comments the way you do. It is well worth the £9.78 join-up fee you charged me.

My membership card still hasn't arrived yet, but I know things are often delayed in the post.

Everyone else getting their money's Worth too? Bless you WLW.

Johnny Helzapoppin

The post round this way is rubbish

DAVORD IS LOOKING INTO IT...

MONKEY

This is a golden nugget of television from the days of yore, and has most deservedly been given another run by C4.

For those of you not in the know, Monkey is about a monk called Trpitaka (who may or may not be male) and his guardian, a monkey made of stone, and his disciples, Pigsy and Sandy.

So, to fellow 'Ziners, I say go forth and watch Monkey, for "The Nature of Monkey was Irrepressible".

The 4th Wise Monkey

Marcel is a big fan

LOVES CATCHING UP WITH RELATIVES

THINGS TO DO IN McDONALD'S

• Sing your order opera-style.
• Request a breakfast in the evening.
• Put "Mc" before every other word you say.
• Pay for your food in pennies.
• Ask to speak with Ronald McDonald.
• Ride through the drive-thru on a horse.

The Wonky Gnome

Steal a McFlurry machine

AND SET UP YOUR OWN STALL

CHEMISTRY

I thought I'd delight you all with tales of AS Chemistry lessons. On Friday we got to wear the white lab coats and safety specs to do an experiment.

Then, because it was a double lesson, we were allowed to wander around the school in them!

When you put them on you get a sudden desire to do a mad scientist laugh, and scare all the Year 7's.

Unstable Molymod

Did you have the mad hair like the doc

IN BACK TO THE FUTURE?

HHHMMMM

Punk Kitty, apology accepted. My name is a hard one to get if you scan the pages, especially if you eat the margarine product.

Secondly, why do all male 'Ziners fancy Gothbabe? If I were to change my name to Vampire Fantasy Lust Woman, would I get a similar response?

I Can Believe It's Not Butter

Butter or marg

IT'S ALL THE SAME COLOUR

COOL DAYS IN OCTOBER

Disco Dancing Chimpanzee

I can finally go out unmasked on 31st

SUCH A RELIEF

THE ADVENTURES OF DILBERT

I've lost Dilbert. I don't know how this could possibly have come about — one minute he was there sitting happily on my window sill, and the next he wasn't.

Maybe he wanted to escape to pastures new. Or maybe I haven't been feeding him enough supernoodles.

Oh Dilbert my darling, what have I done? Oh, my poor sweet sweet golf ball.

If you're reading this, please come back. I miss you.

Jingle

My old boss looked like Dilbert

HE HATED IT WHEN WE TOLD HIM MIND

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