The Mega-Zine Museum
August 13, 2003
COCKNEY LONDON PERSON Some blokes seem ter fink that I'm a toff. Well they are wrong, innit? I like me milk in the cup before me tea and evryfink! Oi! I do 'ate it when people do that.
THE GIRL OF CASEY'S DREAMS I WISH Amen are the best punk band around and the hottest. Maybe they are but I still don't want to hear aaout them.
APOCALYPSE MAYBE Has anyone actually seen the coolness of Raven on kiddy tv? Personally, no.
WHERE IS BRIGGIE'S ABODE?
While in the splendid city of York the other day, my roving eyes spotted a building called The Brigadier Gerard. I thought this building was spookily fitting for the Brigadier, as it was a rather large pub.
So I went in and demanded to see the Brigadier. After a few minutes of me trying to worm my way in to see him the barkeeper got a bit shirty with me — it appears that he doesn't live there.
Triangular Frostbite
He's barred from his own namesake?!
BRILLIANT
CHILDREN OF THE STONES
Has anyone seen this 1970s kids show?
It's about a scientist and his son moving to this village surrounded by a stone circle, where everyone turns weird and says "happy day to you" over and over again.
It also had the scariest opening music ever, sort of a mumbling and screaming sound. It was great.
I Can Believe It's Not Butter
Before my time
I ONLY GOT A TV RECENTLY
WHAT'S THE POINT?
Why do electricity companies advertise on television saying: "Buy our electricity?"
Do they not think we've already got it?
We wouldn't be able to see the advert if we didn't.
The Great Pretender
You might not have their kind though
WHICH WOULD MAKE THE ADS GO AWAY!
THE END OF AN ERA THAT NO-ONE REMEMBERS
Loved by few,
Hated by many,
Respected by all,
Sykopathik Mushroom is no more.
Yes, after around 40 prints in the one year I existed, I have decided to retire from Mega-Zine.
Cya!
Sykopathik Mushroom
Well, if that's how you feel...
BYE. NICE KNOWING YOU
E.V.I.L ORGANISATION
Good day to you Purple Racooness, I always like to support new things, because my mother always told me to try new things.
I would have arrived for your 7pm meeting, but I had a prior engagement. I was having an old friend for dinner.
So when is your next meeting? You bring the Chianti and I'll bring somebody to feed us.
Phil the Demonic Spectre
You ate an old friend?
WOAH, I WOULDN'T WANNA MEET YOU
WEDDINGS
I went to my cousin's wedding yesterday and, since my boyfriend won't be reading this, I can tell you that it got me thinking about my own which obviously won't be for several years.
I have decided my first dance with the groom will be to a Foo Fighters song, but I haven't as yet decided which one.
All of you 'Ziners and WLW are invited to my wedding — feel free to mosh at the reception too!
TheUnitedTruth
Reserve me a slice of cake and
I'LL EVEN WASH MY TAIL FOR THE DAY
LIFE
Life is a strange, twisted beast. On one hand it bites you on the thigh like the savage I know it to be, on the other it sits on your lap and purrs happily.
I don't think this is a fantastic metaphor for life but it's the best I can do at 11:28 at night.
Topper
I write these at 3am
SO, THINK ABOUT THAT
