The Mega-Zine Museum
August 5, 2003
NOEL LEON Why didn't page 188 print my list of top ten dictators? You haven't learned? TT isn't controversial.
HE WHO BE INFALLIBLE Lemonade drinker. Seeing as he was caught on camera making a song and dance about it, he wasn't a very secret lemonade drinker, was he? Nothing to be ashamed about. Unless it was pink...
FAME'S DESTINY Becoming famous is a full time job! WLW, will you do my signing next week? I'm off to Benidorm! My pen has ran out of ink.
WLW
Has anyone else ever noticed that WLW looks like a face? See, the first 'W' is like two eyes, then the 'L' is like a nose, and then you get two eyes again with the 'W'!
How did she figure this out, you ask? Well, this is the result of an empty summer holiday with nothing to do. Oh the joy.
You know, the only thing keeping me sane is the fact that I have loving friends in the world of 'Zine.
Jambonica the Psychic
I used to be sane
UNTIL I GREW FOUR EYES
THERE'S ONLY ONE ROBBIE WILLIAMS
Did you see this documentary the other week? The title was a little ambiguous, mind. I thought: "Is this a revealing doc about Jonathan Wilkes's best mate, or that bloke who runs the chippy up the road?"
So, intrigued, I tuned in. It was about the singer, not the fish-fryer, if you were interested.
Local Person
His Knebworth shows were a shocker
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE BY ALL ACCOUNTS
BANANA SKINS
WLW, have you ever wondered why on cartoons people slip over on banana skins all the time?
Being the bright intellectual person that I am, I myself tried to perform this act but it just doesn't work.
I think we should sue cartoon companies!
Don't Even Ask
It does work
HAPPENED TO JOHN EARLS ONCE. FACT
INTRODUCTION FROM THE LEGEND
- I'm an athlete (a sprinter, to be more specific).
- I like most types of music, except Stereophonics and Toploader.
- I'm only working part-time right now so I've got too much time to kill for my liking.
That's pretty much it. I hereby lay down the gauntlet to WLW to stick a witty comment on the end of this...
The Legend
Nah, I don't do it on command
I AIN'T A DOG!
THE E.V.I.L. CLUB
Anyone interested in joining my underground organisation? It stands for Equally Vicious and Illegally Luscious.
Therefore, you must be very evil and beautiful to join. We sit around sipping tea, plotting world domination and the kidnapping of Alan Rickman.
Oh yes. Of course, I cannot discuss the intricacies here, so I'll see you behind the treehouse at seven.
Purple Raccooness of Doom
You can't take over on a diet of tea
YOU NEED JAFFA CAKES TOO!
SOME COMMENTS AND ADVICE FOR YOU
Spiky Stuy — OK, you were evil to your mate. Do you want the nation to salute you? Typical male. "I got her, unlucky."
Emma the lil' Angel — Obsessing over Busted is not something you'd want to make public, trust me...
Laura Herself
Busted are better than Jonny Wilkes
GIVE THE GIRL SOME CREDIT
IF 'ZINERS WERE WILD CREATURES
- Farmer Jack — one of those nice little African ground squirrels.
- Mr Deadhead — an owl.
- Secluded Rainbow — a horse.
- Evil Tongs — a beaver.
- Samurai Hedgehog — one of those teenage mutant thingys.
- Topper — a dolphin.
Lucozade Lover
No-one up to being a giraffe, then?
TAKES SOME BEATING
