The Mega-Zine Museum
June 23, 2003
FAYZILIIUM Yay, don't you just love shopping for holidays? Especially if mum and dad are paying! Sorry, I seem to have forgotten where we're going...
THE 12TH LEMON I got another email from Kim Dawson. Aren't you all jealous? Maybe I'll even get an autograph next time. I heard Briggie already tried that. She turned him down.
MERCY NUTS I am the king of page one as I don't have the typing stamina for a whole page. WLW, will you be my queen? So long as I get a diamond tiara.
THE DODO
How cool would it have been to have lived when dodos were around? You could befriend them and go on treasure hunts and adventures. Life would be one great big ball of dodo fun.
To quote the band Ooberman: "What could have a purer soul than a flightless bird? With a friendly walk he greeted all his flightless friends."
Aaahh, the Dodo was made for heaven.
Mr Self Destruct
Nothing wrong with budgies
OR PIGEONS IF YOU'RE CHEAP
PENNYWISE
How dare anyone insult my beloved Pennywise. They are one of the greatest punk bands of all time.
And to say they're not hardcore... have you listened to any of their music? Obviously not. See Full Circle for the best.
Then again, you probably prefer Avril and Blazin' Squad. Pfff.
Melvin. Don't anger the punks.
The One True Mad Omen
Punk schmunk
a ENOUGH WITH THE ATTITUDES
POETRY CORNER
I had a cat,
Who sat on a mat.
He ate lots of mice,
and got really fat.
I had a dog,
Who looked like a frog.
He liked Dukes Of Hazzard,
So we called him Boss Hogg.
Arnold
Mavis requests a meeting with fat cat
PROVIDED HE HAS NICE WHISKERS
TV SHOWS THAT NEED TO BE BROUGHT BACK
- Wizbdora
- Grimmy
- Finders Keepers
- Noel's House Party
- Whizziwig
By the by WLW, if you don't stop using awful puns at the end of every 'Ziner's exquisite letter, there'll be no more gifts from me.
Flutterby
There's been none for ages, that's
WHY I'M NOT MYSELF SOME DAYS
PRIME PROMOTION
I must express my dismay at the Prime Minister's recent reshuffle. For the second successive time he has ignored me and opted not to promote me.
Could you put in a good word for me WLW? Perhaps I could be the new Minister for Teletext?
Junior Minister
You've got my vote if
I CAN HAVE A PAY RISE
MONKEYING AROUND
As I was reading my daily dose of 'Zine I came across a letter/email written by someone going by the name of Magik Munky!
Surely this is just a cheap and unimaginative rip-off of my fantastic name?
Magik Munky get yer own name or I will wave my manical wand and turn you into an avocado or something.
Magical Monkey
Could just be your long-lost twin
OR MAYBE NOT
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MY GERMAN TEACHER
"You stupid children will get lost in a glass of water!"
"I feel sorry for your parents because you'll end up working in a shop till."
Citizen Twiggy
Our German supply teacher was nicknamed
FRAGGLE. SMALL AND V SCARY LADY
