The Mega-Zine Museum
June 3, 2003
SAMURAI HEDGEHOG Don't follow in my footsteps, WLW, I walk into walls. Try skirting them instead!
THE GOTHIC KITTEN Yo, WLW! How dare you slag off boys with long hair! I happen to prefer boys with a longer-than-average barnet, so there! Barnet? I've been there. It's very average indeed.
KIWI KATIE Remember me? I used to write to Mega-zine on a regular basis. But I have since discovered I had been writing to the wrong address... Did they write back? Were they nice people?
FANATIC COLLECTIVES
Not to be confused with football clubs, I have chosen to use the term FC rather than give any more airtime to T**ms!
Ye gods, people! Look at yourselves! Look at what you've become! A load of vacant, drooling slaves to various groups, bands, and occasionally foods!
Arghh! Quick! Save yourselves! Save each other! Save me...
The One and Only Magical Me
Yes, Me, we totally agree with you!
TEAM MEGA-ZINE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
ROBBERY!
Working in my off-licence I've recently had three armed robberies in the last week!
Strangely, the person didn't go for the tens of thousands of pounds in the till, but the Dows 1991 30 quid a bottle port!
Any suspects?
Skunk as a Drunk
The Brigadier says he's got an alibi
HE WAS ASLEEP IN A GUTTER THEN...
WLW'S GENDER
Hurrah! Definite proof of WLW's gender! That picture you drew of a woman with huge funbags the other day.
A woman would have drawn arms, and not just focused on tie funbag area.
I conclude you are definitely a bloke!
Helga the Viking
Has it occurred to you that it
MIGHT HAVE BEEN A SELF-PORTRAIT?
I AM ANGRY
To the whinging butter substitute...
I know full well what a necromancer is. I have read LOTR and am a fan of most fantasy works. I only put the description in AS A JOKE.
Neck-romancer... geddit? Gods, what an idiot you must be. Seriously, didn't you understand it? I'm very worried now.
Anyway, enough of this tomfoolery.
Anathema
Who is this guy Tom Foolery?
WE WISH HE'D STOP MESSING AROUND
DEAR WLW
Why is it that I only seem to be entitled to page one prints now? Is it because...
- I don't write long enough letters.
- I lack creativity.
- You don't like me.
- You cannot decipher my poorly typed letters.
- All of the above reasons...
TheUnitedTruth
Look, at least we put you on the TV!
YOU SHOULD SEE THE ONES WE BIN!
SOME POINTLESS QUESTIONS
- Does water float?
- How does a snowplough driver get to work in the morning?
- How can you tell when bagpipes are in tune?
- Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Sebastian Bach
Can you pass my special test:
WHY DO COTTON SOCKS GET BLESSED?
EUROVISION
Is it just me, or was it strangely invigorating hoping that we stayed at zip all through to the end?
My mother, my sister and my good self cheerfully and expectantly awaited on the perfectly worded comments from Mr Wogan. Fab.
It's all political, mind...
The 'Ziner formerly known as Frank N Furter's Bride
Personally, I thought the screeching
TWITS WERE LUCKY TO SCORE NUL
