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May 28, 2003

TRIANGULAR FROSTBITE Jakaka Marley, I too have seen that episode of BTVS and I know where you stole the anchovy song from. I've got my eye on you! Did it taste rank then, too?

FLUORESCENT PENCILCASE OF DARK-BEIGE-NESS I didn't know that Busted were English! What fakery! This makes them much worse than they already were. Everyone should know this. Well, they do look really... British skater types.

PIPPYPEA French — What a beautiful language. Oui, says Marcel.

 

INNOCENT — I THINK NOT

I'm sure many 'Ziners have pondered the precise purpose of Mega-zine. Think about it. Young and disturbed individuals send e-mails to WLW and broadcast their psychoses on TV, and for what? A not-so-witty remark from said WLW.

A little suspect, no?

My theory is that this is a government operation to locate and eradicate all unbalanced members of society.

The Girl With The Imaginary Friend Called Cecilia

Not so witty??!!

LOOK, I TRY MY BEST

 

TEAMS

Does anyone want to join Team Anti-Team? The benefits include absolutely nothing and limitless amounts of no Jaffa Cakes you can eat.

How do you join? I hear you ask. Well, it's simple — you don't.

I think I'm on a winner here.

The Geek Who Shall Inherit the Earth

Who says geeks aren't popular?

YOU ARE WITH ME!

 

YOUR DOUBLE?

WLW, I'm sure I've just seen you! He/she looked the spitting image of you! I even shouted your name and waved my arms around frantically trying to get your attention!

I thought you were ignoring me at first but then I remembered I was at the zoo, and the monkey I was looking at in the cage just kept sticking his finger up his bum and eating his banana!

Quantum Sheep

I've told Marcel to stop doing that

THE GIRAFFE PEN IS ROUND THE CORNER

 

SCI FI

As your pitiful argument continues between Star Trek and The X-Files, just thought I'd reveal to all of you what the greatest sci-fi programme is — Dr Who, of course!

Who didn't love the Daleks? And the Dr's explanations: "I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow into the Zero Room, effectively creating an inter-dimensional flux-field."

Genius!

Mr Self Destruct

All sci-fi is rubbish

BUT SPOCK'S EARS WERE... INTERESTING

 

THE MOST IMAGINATIVE GROUP NAMES THERE'S EVER BEEN

  1. Kajagoogoo.
  2. Chumbawamba.
  3. Shampoo.
  4. Bananarama.
  5. D-Side (apparently, they couldn't "decide" on a suitable name so they had to use D-Side. Very original though, eh?).

Emma-the-lil'-Angel

Funny that despite their name Shampoo

ALWAYS HAD GREASY HAIR

 

NEWBIES AND BUSTED

I find the number of newbies writing in really irritating. When I could be reading inane babbling or bad poetry, there is another newbie introducing him/herself and saying hi. It is quite unnecessary.

And by the way, Charlie in Busted has eyebrows big enough to make a jumper out of.

Melted Suffragette Undertaker

Granny WLW needs a new past time

I MUST TRACK DOWN CHARLIE

 

ILLOGICAL, CAPTAIN

Anyone watch the 100 Greatest Books thing on the Beeb? If you did, did you see Spock's (Leonard Nimoy) Bilbo Baggins song? Pure class.

You don't see Mulder singing cool jangly '60s songs do you X-Phile (if that is your real name)?

Can I have a picture of either an elf or a Vulcan please WLW.

Pedantic Rhino

Sorry, couldn't fit in the ears

OR THE FLOWING ORLANDO BLOOM HAIR