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May 26, 2003

NICKY WIRE'S HOOVER ATTACHMENT I am new to these hallowed pages and would like to make myself a regular so thought I need to mention these key worms: Avril, Team, Brigadier, Port and, er, fish. Well done. Letters require bribes also.

LIVID ON THE EDGE WLW, you're pretty good looking — for a girl, or is that a boy? Now, now, you know I will not be hemmed in by any gender distinction.

THE ALMIGHTY YOMAGUF Bailiffs. They've got what it takes to take what we've got. Have nothing, and grasp the power.

 

THE SMITHS

Hey WLW,

My friend told me he's read Marilyn Manson's autobiography (I worry for him!), and apparently Manson said any man who listens to The Smiths is gay!

I listen to the Smiths and find them quite enthralling, am I gay?

I've asked Dr Nick, he hasnt replied, I think fame has got to him.

Hippycrit

I would not allow such filth in my hut.

THE SMITHS MAKE ME SAD THOUGH

 

COLA

If you are thirsty, you drink one glass of cola.

If you are tired, you drink one glass of cola.

But if you are thirsty and tired, you must drink two glasses.

Why does one glass not solve both problems? Why?

Melted Suffragette Undertaker

You shouldn't drink any, oh the sugar!

HAVE A NICE GLASS OF WATER. OR TWO.

 

THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE

  1. Jaffa Cake Orangey bits
  2. The Zine Republic website
  3. Nirvana
  4. Mavis
  5. London

The Cupboard Under The Stairs

What about marshmallow on biscuit?

OR THE SOUND OF RAIN ON THE WINDOW?

 

I KNOW YOUR HIDDEN IDENTITY

I now have finally worked out who you are WLW — Zara Zane from p184! I made this discovery one fine wet afternoon.

When reading my star sign, it suddenly dawned on me. You loved the first letter of your name so much that you decided to set up a wonderful little community where the better people of society could hang out!

Ah ha! Got you, haven't I?

Cloud Catcher

Don't be preposterous

A ARE YOU RELATED TO THUNDER STEALER?

 

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED DURING MY SECONDARY EDUCATION

  • Teachers don't like you passing notes when you should be revising.
  • Teachers are very attached to their board rubbers and get very annoyed when they disappear.
  • It can take some teachers three weeks to realise you have turned their globe and maps upside down.
  • Most teachers spend their lunch times in the pub.

Jaded Dragon

Do you ever put the board rubber on

YOUR BLAZER? A DEVIL TO WIPE OFF

 

A NEW ADDITION TO POETRY CORNER

'Ziners, I present to you, the wonders of Spike...

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

Pure genius, no?

Antithesis

Get yee off to the Laureat board

WHAT WORDS OF LOVE DOST YOU SCRIBE?

 

TIC TACS

Does anybody else keep tic tac tubs after all the tic tacs have gone?

They just smell soooo good that I can't help it! Hmmm, I can smell the minty freshness now.

Briggie can have all of my tic tacs, he needs them more.

The Sleeping Fish

The halitosis has been rectified

GO SHAKE 'EM AT SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE