The Mega-Zine Museum
May 21, 2003
THE POSSESSED SPOON WLW, have you ever met Turner the Worm? Or was he just something created by Dr Nick when he was drunk? I thought I found him in my sock but it was just Cedric.
THE EVIL DUCK FROM THE VALLEY OF THE POPPADOMS I'm not worthy, or perhaps I am? I'll leave that for you to decide, WLW. Everyone is worthy of talking a to me. I welcome you all.
PYSGOD SOLODION Do not apply to broken skin, or if a rash appears. Otherwise you'll nip like standing in nettles.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE HEROES?
Hey, WLW, I must say I have been reading this literary wonder for over a year now, and I have just realised, whatever happened to surely the greatest 'Ziners of all time?
I am, of course, talking about Parsley Possum and the Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex.
I bet these young whippersnappers don't remember such Gods.
Son of Parsley
My memory is going, too
NOW THAT I'M GETTING ON IN YEARS
MORE POST-SHOWER ANTICS
So I went in the shower the other afternoon, and no-one was in, so I was wandering about ohne kleidung (without clothes) when I walk past the landing window and, kaboom, there's a double decker bus parked opposite full of, like, 7-year-old kids...
Whoa, biology lesson.
Polish Butcher
And I thought biology was all about
THE HUMAN BODY, AND PLANTS
ANYONE REMEMBER LITTLE OLD ME?
Prolonged absense due to bad spelling and not enough sleep.
Just writing to see if there are any more 'Ziners from "sunny" Shrewsbury or even Shropshire, who I don't know of yet?
Probably not, but it's worth a (slightly desperate) try.
Milton and Me
What have you been up to
h THAT MADE YOU LOSE YOUR MATES?
I WANNA JOIN TEAM PLACEBO
Hello me dearies.
I just wanted to say to you Team Placebo people, yay, let me join, yay yay.
I mean, well, Placebo are quite good. Yes. And Brain Molko is very pretty (I love him, I love him, I love him).
Ummm, so let me be your new recruit. Together we will fight the evil thingy whatsits.
Jingle
Haven't they been dropped yet?
FOR CRIMES AGAINST MAKE-UP
I HAVE A COMPLAINT TO ANATHEMA
This is my first ever message to 'Zine and I'm sad to say I must complain.
Anathema, you must understand that the Necromacer is another name for Sauron in The Lord Of The Rings (the big baddie) and not something out of a Barbara Cartland novel.
Please print this WLW, I'm begging.
I Can Believe It's Not Butter
One ring to rule them all
CAREFUL DAVORD, THERE'S GOLLUM!
OI, WLW
What do you think you're playing at, eh? First you diss men with long hair, then you diss the almighty Cradle of Filth and Children of Bodom!
Well, I suppose the two would kind of go together, but they look very pretty anyway. Even more so than the Nightcrawler from X Men 2. Er... yeah.
Anyone want to form Team Black Metal of Team Moomins?
Butterfly of Shadows
The Moomins scared the life out of me
EVEN MORE SO THAN LONG-HAIRED MEN
TEAM JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
We need a Team Justin Timberlake. This man knows stuff.
He got Britney and had a bit of fun with Kylie and Dannii.
They're all on my to do list with Avril.
Spiky Stuy
Do you have to dance to join?
MARCEL HAS SOME FUNKY MOVES...
