The Mega-Zine Museum

May 15, 2003

FRESHLY SQUEEZED CYNIC Why is abbreviation such a long word? Because the dictionary is a fool.

JAKARTA MARLEY Anchovies, anchovies, you're soooo delicious... I love you more than all the other fishes. Love can be such a lonely game.

THE 12TH LEMON Zahnpasta Dude, I can call you that, right? It's quicker than "an seinem Gesicht..." Thank you for replying, it made my day. Dude, my friend Christian didn't like being called that today.

OK FRESHLY SQUEEZED CYNIC

You might be Scottish and you know about the neds but don't you dare link my beloved Celtic to them eejits.

You must be from the evil east coast. You think the whole of the west of Scotland are neds but not me or Warlok.

I'm a punk and he's a mosher, so does loving Celtic make us neds?

Spiky Stuy

I see Rangers are doing well

IN THE LEAGUE

ANYBODY WANT ME?

I am aware that I am hardly an established 'Ziner, but I would like to enquire about finding myself an 'other half' so to speak (not that I am not an entire person).

So who wants a 5'4", purple-haired, witch, grunger girl with an extremely unhealthy obsession with the wonder band Incubus?

If you are Brandon Boyd, it would greatly help your cause in becoming my 'Zine partner.

Psychopsilocybin

I'd advise meeting on a

DIFFERENT BUS

IT'S BACK!

Thank you Krazychick for mentioning me in your list, but considering the many great 'Zine veterans out there I really don't deserve it.

But I have decided to return to my old moniker and to get back to 'Zine full-time just to show those new-newbies a thing or two and a half.

So watch out, WLW, your Inbox won't know what hit it, not that that is at all possible...

The Geek Who Shall Inherit the Earth

Gentle with my inbox please

IT'S GETTING OLD, LIKE ME

ICE CREAM

My dealings with a friendly and helpful ice-cream vendor:

I love living in a country with such dedicated workers.

The Fourth Drone

Bet they forgot the flake too

MMMM, ICE CREAM AND CHOCOLATE

OOOH JAMESH POND

I'm feeling quite amorous. How about you and me get a little crazy in the Aston Martin?

No strings, I swear. Disturbed I may be but clingy I'm not. Unless you're in the mood for some long-term lovin'.

The Girl With The Imaginary Friend Called Cecelia

Well, there's a lady who wants to be

SHAKEN AND NOT STIRRED

QUESTION

My friend asked me a question and that was how does Teletext work, and how come British Teletext gets to France?

It made me think, and my theory is that aliens transmit it on their antennae.

Explains the weird comments, no?

Citizen Twiggy

There's a few people in The Towers

WHO ACT LIKE THEY'RE NOT FROM EARTH

BIGGEST GOSSIP, MOI?

My life of compulsory education is ending and we are having a leaving show which involves giving out silly awards to twazzocks.

I am tipped to win Biggest Gossip — beating off the other 299 people in my year.

So I thought I'd extend this marvellous talent by sharing with the other 'Ziners that WLW is in a passionate love affair with Dr Nick...

Pippypea

Sorry, your gossip's wrong —

I'M WITH CEDRIC THE SEA CREATURE

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