The Mega-Zine Museum
May 7, 2003
SUICIDAL KIPPER Hey, WLW, it's been a while since I've written in and it's about time there were more of the old school 'Ziners on the pages again. Where did everyone go? Gone back to school to learn how to write?
THE FUNKY GIBBON As a "newbie" I think I deserve to be put in the middle of page one, don't you? The things I do to keep everyone happy.
EVIL TONGS Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. That's why I love bank holidays.
SCOTTIE McCLUE!
Has anyone out there heard this chap's radio show? It's completely mad (and sometimes touching).
I don't know if I'm allowed to advertise here on the hallowed pages of 'Zine but those who have heard the catchphrase "Dinky-Doo!" will know what I'm on about.
The Cat's Underwear
Dinky-Doo? Sounds like something Mavis
LEAVES ON THE DOORSTEP
WORDS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED
- Antidisestablishmentarianism (it's just an excuse for clever people to look, well, clever).
- Library (just plain wrong).
- Revision (obviously).
- Dissing (when your history teacher uses it to appear 'trendy' you just know it's wrong).
Any words you'd like to ban, WLW?
Samurai Hedgehog
Lots. Especially poncy ones
LIKE CONFLAB — IT'S A MEETING!
WORDS OF WISDOM
"There's a light at the end of the tunnel," said the optimist.
"It's probably a train about to hit us," responded the pessimist.
Ain't that so true?
By the way, it makes the story better when I mention that the optimist was called Craig and the pessimist was Chloe. Women have better common sense!
The Innocent Devil at Number 21
Mabel Mop hasn't got much sense
SHE LEAVES BUCKETS OF WATER ALL OVER
PURPLE PUNK
I have a poem for the gorgeous (yet slightly irregular) Purple Punk.
I think you're cool,
Don't skive school,
Where's my gruel?
I think that I may be able to win your good favours with that excellent poem.
How about it Purple?
Livid On The Edge
Bare in mind Livid eats gruel before
YOU GET CLOSER, OH PUNKY ONE
MAN U V CELTIC
Manchester United are evil! They even have the devil on their badge.
Celtic, on the other hand, are good and they wear green and white which means they like 'Zine 'cos green used to be a 'Zine colour.
Remember those good old days WLW? But what possessed you to take up the evil blue of Rangers?
Spiky Stuy
Blame the design team
MANKY SPURS FANS THE LOT OF THEM
HELLOOOOO
I have never written to this page before. Nevertheless, I have read the messages and I think that 'Zine has recently turned into a bit of a dating service.
By the way, as this is my very first message, please be kind to me and print it. I would be very grateful.
Also, I just wanted to say, Topper, I love you — you are wonderful.
DreamWeaver
I agree, and I'm getting bored of it
FIND SOME ADVERTS IF YOU WANT LOVE
FUN HOUSE!
How cool was this programme? It had the best theme tune ever, identical twins, Pat Sharp's mullet and go-carts that went about 3mph.
All together now — "Fun house, it's a whole lot of, prizes to be won..." I can't remember the rest.
Fun House!
The Young Upstart
I liked the plastic balls maze
MAVIS WOULD TOO
