The Mega-Zine Museum
April 28, 2003
THE TIME TRAVELLING NERD WHO IS AFRAID OF THE DARK If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless? Either way it's flippin' freezin.
SPIKY STUY Wouldn't it be great if we could get rid of Dr Nick and have WLW doing Angst. I have campaigned many times. Email my superiors dear friends!
TARANTINO SQUIRREL WLW, please tell me why Paul Merton has grown a beard. It troubles me dearly. Much like Tom Jones's attack of facial fluff. Middle age crisis I say.
TEAM MONKEY
OK, seeing as there has been a Team everything else, I propose Team Monkey.
Having already seen this wonderful TV programme mentioned, I'm sure the fan base would be huge!
So WLW draw a little picture of a monkey, please?
Bubblewrap Warfare
Marcel wants to be the leader
LOOK, HE'S GOT HIS RED CRAYON OUT
AHOY THERE, FANCY PANTS!
There once was a fat lad called Dennis,
Who was bad at sports ('specially tennis),
He sat on a chair,
And sweet mother, despair,
The chair was absorbed — quick, replenish!
I think I'll stick to poetry. I'll leave limericks to the professionals and under-eights.
The Suited Stranger
I'm rubbish at tennis too
BADMINTON, NOW THERE'S A SPORT...
POETRY CORNER
Waste disposal, waste disposal,
Oh, what a career that would be,
Riding around in a big blue truck,
Collecting rubbish gleefully.
The Girl With The Imaginary Friend Called Cecilia
And they say career's advisors
ARE GETTING BETTER?
BELLY BUTTONS
Hi, I would like to become a new 'Ziner and would like to contribute something to the 'Zine in the form of this 'ere e-mail.
While sitting here one night really bored and contemplating my navel fluff, a thought crossed my mind: If I unscrewed my belly button would my backside fall off?
Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Pudding
Only if you were delivered by a
BAD JOINER AND NOT A MIDWIFE
WHY NO TEAM ELTON?
In recent weeks I have watched you all with amusement, what with Team Phil Collins (shudder) and Team Avril.
Good grief people, have you not heard of the great be-wigged Elton? Are there no other Elton fans among the 'Ziners?
I have to say I'm appalled at the coverage given to Collins, a musician as middle of the road as a white dotted line.
Elton's Piano Stool
Elton's band have been working on
DAVID SNEDDON'S ALBUM. NUFF SAID
SCANDANAVIANS
Why are the Scandinavians so lazy? They couldn't even be bothered to design separate flags for each of their countries. All they did was make one and then change the colours.
You would never see us Wombles up to anything like that. Great Uncle Bulgaria would come down on us like a ton of bricks. He's quite the taskmaster.
The Cynical Womble
I met some nice chaps from Norway
REMINDED ME OF A-HA THOUGH
KILTS
Hellooo! I just want to share with everyone my slight obsession with men in kilts.
I think they're great! And I think there should be a National Kilt Day where it is compulsory for all guys to wear kilts.
I would like opinions on this please!
The Kilt Fairy
Our lady on Sauce is always looking
AT DARIUS IN HIS
