The Mega-Zine Museum
April 25, 2003
DESHMAN I told you, I'm not insane, go on, just ask my camel, Steven. Don't work yourself up into a llama.
INSERT NAME HERE WLW, if I said you had beautiful eyes... would you pay me £10? I'm afraid I really don't like the tenner of your conversation.
THE YOUNG UPSTART Interesting fact: Did you know that the US government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993? Who do you think you are, then? Richard Branston?
POETRY CORNER
There's a spider in my bathroom,
I see him every day,
There's a spider in my bathroom,
And he won't go away,
There's a spider in my bathroom,
And I'd just like to say,
That when I'm in the bathroom,
I'm sure he's looking my way!
Oh, no need to thank me, I'm just too good aren't I?
Jambonica the psychic
Maybe he's looking for
THE WORLDWIDE WEB?
DAD
I would like to get to know you, so I thought I would tell you a bit about myself.I am 21 years young and I am an art student. When I finish Uni I am going to open my own tattoo and piercings parlour. When it's open you can come and have your tongue pierced.
In the meantime, I wanted to know if you'd like to come to a Linkin Park concert with me so we can get to know each other?
The Brigadier's Love Child
Having his tongue pierced
WON'T AFFECT HIS PORT DRINKING
STUDENT LIFE
Most people see students as work-shy slackers with nothing interesting to say. Proof that this is wrong comes in the form of a discussion we had today — a 15-minute debate on the size of my shoelaces.
Some thought they were too big, others didn't. We would have come to flows if not for the fact we had a class to go to.
I await the apology of the student slaggers.
Viva La Revolution
15 minutes talking about laces?
SOMETHING'S AFOOT
SHEER MADNESS
I've just read in the paper that Howard from the Halifax came fifth in a poll of people's favourite TV advert characters of all time.
Is it just me, or has the rest of the world gone stark raving bonkers?
Samurai Hedgehog
We were more surprised that
THE OXO FAMILY CAME FOURTH
REGARDING THE BRIGADIER
I live in a part of my home city of Preston called Bamber Bridge. We call BB "Brig" sometimes, so it is very confusing when you call him Brig.
And another thing, some people, including my uncle, raise money for charity by, get the sickbag ready, stripping! And they call themselves the Brigadiers!
So, Briggie, not too keen to use THAT name now, are we?
XPhile2868
Bamber Bridge?
DOES HE KNOW BAMBER BOOZLER?
GORGEOUS GIRL
As I was walking to work in Low Hill (the Beirut of Wolverhampton) the other day, I saw the most beautiful girl in the world by Wongs and Frydays chippy.
You were with your mate. I had the AFI shirt and the leather jacket on.
If you read this, get in touch and marry me.
Fluffy the Evil One
You wore an AFI shirt?
YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE, PAL!
REJOICE!
The great news has come through that S Club are to split up!
Admittedly, it is but a rumour, but I think it's still cause to have a party.
However, there is a downside: they'll release a Greatest Hits album. Now there's an oxymoron.
Anathema
Which one of the group
IS AN OXY MORON?
