The Mega-Zine Museum
April 16, 2003
THE DUCK WITH THE UMBRELLA Apparently, our 'Zine is Mega! Wow, the minds of marketing chappies, eh? You haven't met our marketing' people. Ha! Jokes.
MR SELF DESTRUCT WLW, have you ever thought about auditioning for Pop Idol? No? You really should, you know. What, you mean you missed my last time? I was on after the Cheeky Girls.
JAM I like jam. Any chance of a female 'Ziner to rub jam on me? Sticky question. Any toasty takers? I'm far too busy.
TEAM KICK YOUR BUTT
In these times of havoc what should a newbie do? I'm not in one of the fashion groups so I could start my own.
How 'bout martial artist? Did you know that I have a red belt at jujitsu? I'll start a new team, Team Kick Your Butt. Who's with me?
Anyone other than WLW who opposes me shall feel my wrath. And that includes you, Briggie.
The Almighty Yomaguf
I think your team is the one to be in
UNLESS YOU HATE BRUISES
HHHHMMMMMMM
WLW, was that you that got me slapped for touching that girl's bum on Friday at the club? If so, it wasn't funny. My cheek is still sore.
I did get that punk girl after you left, though. She was great fun.
Are you coming this week? Come on, we're like two Austin Powers. The girls love us, we're so god-like.
Spiky Stuy
Yes, it was rather fun
NICE TO AIR OFF MY HAIRY CHEST
WLW
At lunchtime today I wasn't very happy. I had Dr Pepper spilt all over me. Why you ask? Because people were fighting over it — you know who you are. Be ashamed, very ashamed.
Also, I have seen that your pages have become a dating service. Are there any male 'Ziners who are interested in a 15-year-old girl who has green stains on her coat from Dr Pepper?
The Queen Bee
I take it you didn't have a stash of
TOILET PAPER DOWN YOUR BRA THEN?
CRAZY? MOI?
Have you ever noticed that if you look at your watch, and then someone asks you the time, you have to look again, and when someone looks at their watch you suddenly feel it necessary to know the time?
My little electric friend Jon told me that. Whaddya mean I'm crazy?
The Sleeping Fish
I monitor my watch to make sure it's
NOT BEEN PINCHED
MY FAVOURITE WORDS
- Minion
- Prance
- Risible
- Countenance
- Inane
- Sock
I thank you for perusing the delights of my lexicon.
Pink Punk Princess
I like minions too
THEY DO ALL MY HARD WORK
LEARNING TO DRIVE
Your theory test: Another driver angers you. Should you:
| a) | Shout abusive language at them. |
| b) | Hunt them down and torture them. |
| c) | Petrol bomb their house. |
| d) | Remain calm and ignore the error. |
It's a tough one, don't you think? And there are 35 of these things! Honestly.
Insane Jam Sow
Sadly the reason why Marcel is
NOT ALLOWED ON THE ROADS ALONE
TEAM PLACEBO
That brings back memories. Memories of when everyone (well, sort of) here was obsessed with Brian Molko! Where have those people gone? Where?
Ahem, I will most humbly join Team Placebo in conjunction with my memories. I want the Placebo-loving days to come back... please? Anyone?
Kuja — The One and Only
They gave up when they
RAN OUT OF EYELINER
