The Mega-Zine Museum
April 15, 2003
CITIZEN TWIGGY Does it seem funny that we all make up names and write in to a gay giraffe without ever questioning why? I mean, is this how a teenage girl should spend her days? There is no logic, nor truth either.
ANNE BOLEYN'S HEAD I love Shane Ritchie. Am I insane? I know someone who once loved him too.
TOPPER You thought it would have got around the dog community that they're never gonna catch their tails. I still play the Lottery though I'll never win.
LONELY HEARTS
16-year-old Birmingham lass seeks 'Zine soulmate. Must like the geek-rock look, listening to poetry and me going on about how much I adore Chad Kroeger, Jonathan Wilkes, Alex Zane etc.
Can you bring me my knight in shining armour, WLW?
Frank N Furter's Bride
I can't subject anyone to listening
ABOUT WILKES! ARE YOU MAD WOMAN?
LONG HAIRED 'ZINERS
WLW, as president of the Long Haired Male 'Ziners club, may I express my disgust at you putting us down as "looking like girls".
Would you say all short-haired girls are trying to be men?
Long hair rules — look at Chad Kroeger. OK, bad example, but long hair does rule.
Fluffy the Evil One
Let's not get into stereotyping
BUT, YES. AND NO IT DOESN'T RULE
WLW
Good day to you. As you may have realised, I am a newbie and I would like to protest at other 'Ziners treatment of my kind.
We do not smell and most of us do not belong to Team Avril (I personally belong to Team Chili Peppers).
The Place Where The Strange Ones Go
Are you a boy with long hair?
MARCEL, FETCH MY CLIPPERS...
PURPLE PUNK
After your split from Samurai Hedgehog, might you consider taking my hoof in marriage?
I'm a lonely 'Ziner donkey who wants a regular/semi-regular 'Ziner to talk about him in frequent 'Zine letters.
Accept this proposal if only to save other 'Ziners from constantly having to listen to my inane ramblings about 'Zine loneliness.
How 'bout being best man WLW?
Concrete Donkey
I'm off weddings
MY BEST PAL IS GETTING DIVORCED
AWWWWWW, DIDDUMS
As a new member of Mega-Zine, I would like to blind you all with my ultimate loveliness.
Samurai Hedgehog, I feel soooooo sorry for you, splitting up with Purple Punk 'n' all.
I just wanted to let you know I am in the same boat as you. I myself have just recently split with Ned, a wild scarab beetle.
Although I am deeply hurt I am glad because now I am free!
Morris Muzkratt
Stop the slushy talk people
WRITE ME SOMETHING UN-SLOBBERY
FARMER JACK
Farmer Jack, Farmer Jack
Some people say you dress in a potato sack,
But I think you're a sharply-dressed car valet,
I think you're cool by the way!
OK, so it trailed off a bit. I tried, honest I did.
TheUnitedTruth
Was it a jacket potato?
OR POTATO JACKET WITH CHEESE?
QUESTION
I would like to bring to light the ultimate question. It is, of course, the question of pickled eggs versus pickled onions, both supreme foods in their own right I think you'll agree.
It's a hard one, but, sorry onion, my vote has to go to the pickled egg corner.
What about you WLW?
The Spontaneous Combusting Penguin
Hmmm, toughie... ONIONS!
NO WONDER I NEVER GET KISSED
