The Mega-Zine Museum
April 10, 2003
COCKNEY LONDON PERSON Please leave the Brigadier alone. He seems like a jolly good fellow. In fact, why not pop down to my pad, old chap? I've got plenty of port and toast in the parlour. Don't encourage him near the Towers!
THE PENGUINS HAVE TAKEN MY SANITY Hi, do you mind if I talk to you? I'm bored of the people in my head. Snap. Maybe we should swap them?
THE TORTURE GARDEN Ever wondered why your fingers are different lengths? For reaching long and short bogies.
MONKEY ISLAND
You must like these games! When a game has a main character called Guybrush Threepwood, and an evil talking skull called Murray, you know you are gonna have a laugh.
Blind lookouts, vegetarian cannibals, lactose-intolerant volcanoes, flower-picking pickpockets, not to mention a ghost/zombie/demon who dropped dead just to make a girl happy.
It's cool. You know you love it.
A leprechaun called Steve
Nothing wrong with good old-fashioned
EYE SPY IN THE JACUZZI
I LOVE YOU!
I'm taking this page by force to let two people know that they rock my world! These people are not 'Ziners, but if you love me, WLW, you'll print this for me.
Anyways, Jemima and Libby, you rock my world! You make me want to fly like a poodle, over a field of roses with chocolate sauce everywhere.
Don't get jealous, WLW, I love you too.
Greatness That Is Me
I don't mind sharing if I can
EAT THE CHOC SAUCE
AVRIL FOOL
I want to join Team Avril. Where do I sign?
I think I should be allowed in because I think she is hot, because she is pretty, because she has nice eyes, because she is going to marry me when I get rich with my amazing, yet-to-be-formed punk band.
And because she can sing.
Spiky Stuy
You qualify as a fan but I still
DON'T SEE THE POINT OF THESE TEAMS
MY BREAKUP
All right, WLW, time I put to rest some of these rumours about we Irish people.
- We don't all have red hair.
- We don't all have freckles
- We don't all have accents.
- We don't talk to leprechauns. Except crazy old Bill in the corner.
Dark Spider
If you have no accent, does that mean
YOU DON'T HAVE A VOICE? SHAME
AN SEINEM GESICHT KLEBT ZAHNPASTA
I have just done a practice German reading exam, and in one of the passages there was "an seinem Gesicht klebt ein bisschen hellelaue Zahnpasta."
So I was just wondering if this was where you got your name? As, if you have already done GCSE German, this question may have been on your exam paper.
The 12th Lemon
I had pasta for lunch yesterday
IF THAT COUNTS...
BILL AND BRIGGIE
Bill the Depressed Mule, I, too, hail from the Emerald Isle, but must disagree with you on the subject of the Brigadier.
I greatly admire this well-cultivated man, and would gladly invite him to summer in my own palatial country house.
However, my love for the Chocolate-dipped Trekkie supercedes this admiration, so kindly, dear Briggie, stay away.
The Fourth Drone
Once he sets his sights on something
I IMAGINE BRIGGIE ALWAYS WINS
HOW TO SAY WLW?
Everyone is always arguing about what WLW means or who you are, but no-one has actually asked how do you pronounce it.
Is it Double-U Ell Double-U or is it Wurilwwh?
How's that for a useless question? Maybe it'll create a new debate.
Maybe not.
Molotov Cockatoo
A very wise question
THE ANSWER: THE FIRST ONE
