The Mega-Zine Museum
February 20, 2003
COMRADE SPUD Cats or dogs? Which furry four-legged critter is better? I'm sure this will spark off a war, but which pet is best? Mavis faces of course. Davord likes dogs. But that's just whom he dates!
Y2JESUS WLW, I will actually do something useful in my next post. Well, it would be nice for a change.
CARNIVOROUS BEANSPROUT You know, if you squint your eyes slightly and look to the left, your hands look like they have about 10 fingers each. Such uses.
SPANNERS
I'd like to enlighten you on spanners. Only problem is that they're spanners! What possible use are they apart from twizzling stuff and dancing the hokey-cokey? Pathetic.
Now hammers, on the other hand, are great fun. They often surprise you with the most interesting conversations. They also make good soup. But that's another story.
Semi-automatic Toilet Brush
Next time, Handy Andy will tell us
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH A FORK
YOUR PEA NEEDS WISDOM
I have moved chemistry groups — a fine and dandy and fascinating thing to do. Trouble is what table to move to?
The Buffy table (urgh), the "I don't wash" table (URGH), the "I love the teacher" table (WRONG!) or the big scary table with the scraped back, bleached blonde hair, gold chains and white trousers? (MAHA!)
WLW, please help!
Pippypea
I'd suggest staying well put
WHERE YOU ARE OR STUDY PHYSICS
OH DEAR
I turned onto 'Zine today and found a list of Ziners — full of new-newbies!
What does this mean? Am I becoming an old newbie? Will the legacy of The Evil Ones and Bob Bob the Bob be lost to 'Zine history?
Clarify.
Big Bob Flapper
You're a paid-up member of the
RETIREMENT CLUB. JAFFAS ALL ROUND!
POGS
The greatest game ever! Lining the circular pieces of cardboard with such precision, picking up the thick metallic slammer, then the execution.
Either letting out a scream of delight or a moan of disappointment on whether the pogs had flipped face up or stayed face down.
Those were the days! (sigh)
Laido Scimmia
They weren't much fun hiding in crisp
BAGS AND TRYING TO CHOKE ME
IT'S AN OUTRAGE!
I am very annoyed now, WLW. I am never, ever printed!
OK, I know that my e-mails are unfunny and I forgot to put my name at the end when I last sent a message, but isn't that the whole point?
Well, if I'm a naff writer, can I get the 'Zine award for being the most stupid one here?
The Wasted Circle
I feel like Davina/Frank handing out
A BRIT. DO I GET A GOODIE BAG?
YOU'VE MADE MY DAY
Tankoooo WLW for printing me. My family was soooo proud. I phoned them all up and told them to read it.
I now know who you are — you're Jimmy Savile. You must be, you fixed it for me.
Insert Name Here
Or I could be Ant & Dec on a scam for
SATURDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY... AHHH
YOINKS, JINKIES ETC
Now is not the time for introductions, but here we go again. Another face among the crowd, endlessly searching for what can only be described as "something".
I have spent most of my years sitting, standing and lying down. Now, this could be construed as boring. How little you know. Just be aware, that's all.
Call me. If you can find me... (cue A-Team intro)
TwistedJester
Searching for the medallion
AND HAIRY CHEST NOW
