The Mega-Zine Museum
February 17, 2003
GNUFFO1 How can Mercedes-Benz be a luxury car maker when they make muck spreaders? Any car is luxury when you travel on the tube like WLW every day.
DAGGSY And Your Great, Great, Great, Granddaughter is about 800 Years Old... She must use great moisturiser to stay looking pretty fine then.
TARANTINO SQUIRREL Jaffa Cakes. Avril Lavigne. B*ckch*t. Happy now? I was at the start, then it all went decidedly downhill.
TASTY PLAICE
Haha, how about that for a great name for a fish and chip shop. Anyone got any more? It's in Sedgeley where my beautiful 'ickle mate Cariss works.
And while I'm mentioning people, can I say hi to Farah? She checks 'Zine daily to see if I've mentioned her.
And WLW, don't my friends have weird names? Kewl people though!
Fluffy the Evil One
Send me some fish & chips next time
LOTS OF SALT
HELP ME WLW!
AARGH!!! I have become obesessed with Justin Timberlake! Not quite the most evil person on the planet!
You would have thought that after *NSYNC I would find him as attractive as a banana skin on the floor. But no!
Help me with this insanity, I go to sleep at night humming his songs!
Goddamn you, Justin — and your rugged, lovely qualities!
The Wonderfulness That Is Me
Don't come crying me a river,
WORK IT OUT YOURSELF. OR ASK NICK
HOBNOBBING WITH WLW
I was reading Zine the other day and noticed that WLW has betrayed the Jaffa cakes club by commenting that he/she/it likes another snack better — Hobnobs!
What do you have to say for yourself, then, WLW?
Storm the WLW castle, I say, and confiscate WLW's Jaffa scouts badge.
Who's with me — anyone?
Witch of East London
Oi! Blame the writer of the Hob letter
I LIKE ANYTHING WITH CHOCOLATE!
CRUMBS — WHAT A CHOICE
With reference to my e-mail you printed on the 5th of February. Do you know how hard it is to send Jaffa Cakes by electronic mail?
I mean, I could scan each one and then send a copy, but that wouldn't work would it?
happylittledave(theelf)ofmoosaifame
It would give me something lovely
TO STICK UP ON THE NEW OFFICE WALLS
A PUBLIC APOLOGY
I would like to apologise for my stereotypical e-mail about blondes — even if it was highly amusing.
Now to get down to business. On 'Zine I would like to accomplish three goals:
- To become a regular 'Ziner. Oh wait, I already am.
- To form a team.
- To replace the Brigadier as the dominant male on 'Zine.
Dave the Evil Bunny
Hope you've got a sword.
THE BRIGADIER WAS IN THE WAR
IF 'ZINERS WERE...
Onions:
Paris Silverskin — Spandorexxa
White Libson — Farmer Jack
Bedfordshire Champion — Squidgy Lobster
The Hygro — The Brigadier
I really does like me onions.
Gerty and her onions
Anyone ever said your breath smells?
WELL SOMEONE HAD TO MENTION IT
THE BRIGADIER
At last, 'Ziners, I must proclaim my love for the Brigadier. I feel compelled to join him in an afternoon tea of strawberries and Twiglets. Afterwards, we could go off into the sunset, hunting manufactured popstars.
So what do you say, Brigadier? I make a wicked apricot conserve.
Live long and prosper.
The Chocolate-Dipped Trekkie
My, Briggie, we are popular! So are you
DUMPING THE TRAVEL AGENT?!
