The Mega-Zine Museum
February 12, 2003
THE ONE TRUE MOP HEAD Hey, why did you print them and not me? They sent me an early Valentine's card.
SPIKY STUY I'm bored. It's cold. I've nothing to do. Would you care if I hang around with you? The Towers is anything but hot and happening today.
FIREBREATHING MOUSE Fancy a Crunchie, WLW? Go on! Get that Friday feeling! Despite the fact that it's probably not Friday, ahh well... It's not Friday but I never turn down chocolate. Gobble.
FACTY GOODNESS
'Twas a rainy afternoon and I came across some wonderful facts:
- There are no turkeys in Turkey.
- China has centres for recycling toothpicks.
- Eskimos never gamble.
I can hear your gasps of amazement right now.
Gerty and her onions
There's no mince in mince pies
WELL, BEEF KIND AND CHRISTMAS ONES
NEW JOKE
| Ruby: | "One of my ancestors fell at Waterloo." |
| WLW: | "Really?" |
| Ruby: | "Someone pushed him off Platform Five." |
Ever considered becoming part of a double act, WLW? Just think, we could be the next Hinge and Bracket.
Ruby Slippers
But I already have Davord and Mavis!
THE TOWERS ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR MORE
IS IT TRUE?
I was reading 'Zine yesterday and WLW, you said that you hated the Manics.
NNNNOOOO. The Manics are the best band ever. Better than S Club (a hard task) and way better than Avril Lavigne (but that really is easy).
The Manics have graced our ears for a long time and have made some of the best songs ever.
The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin
Saw them live once. Like some songs.
JUST NOT ANY OF THE RECENT ONES!
WHY YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO REGGAE
Reggae is sweet,
With a really kewl beat,
Better than punk rock,
Nu-metal I will mock,
Pop's really sad,
Dance is just bad,
Listen to reggae,
Or I'll kidnap your dad.
Not a trendie not one of you either
Go on, try it
WLW HAS NO DADDY. I'M THE MAC!
WHAT SHOULD BE ON OUT-TAKE SHOWS
- As a character says, "she sells sea shells by the sea shore", they get attacked by a bear.
- Someone runs into a door, loses three teeth, then finds out they have to smile in the next scene.
- Dennis Norden receives a massive wedgie.
A leprechaun called Steve
Going near Dennis Norden's behind
IS TOO DISTURBING TO CONSIDER
BAD DAY?
I'm so depressed — the house burned down, a tree fell on my dog and the cat blew away.
How was your day?
Bill the Depressed Mule
I have a fairy dancing in the garden!
LOOK. I TOOK A PHOTO
FLAMIN' UGLY SQUAD
I watched an interview with Blazin' Squad recently. What can be their explanation for being so damn ugly? All of them!
It's near impossible to find one in five boys who I don't fancy and there they are, 10 of them, all butt ugly!
Because of their resemblance to my friends' dogs' butts, I have renamed them as Flamin' Ugly Squad.
Haribo Girli
I blame a genetically modified
EXPERIMENT WHICH WENT VERY WRONG
