The Mega-Zine Museum
February 5, 2003
THE CHOSEN ONE Wokka Wokka!!! Don't you think Fozzy Bear is just the best ever? He was my first love. No, really he was.
THE CRAZY RED DEVIL Has that Mersey Beat woman had balloons inserted into her lips? No. She just stood next to Jordan at a showbiz party.
HAPPYDAVEOFMOOSAIFAME If I bribed you enough would you print this message on page 8? I didn't find any Jaffa Cakes with your letter.
GREETINGS
Hello fair WLW. I am a first time 'Ziner and would just like to say something deep and meaningful — yada, yada, ding, dong.
Now I have that out of the way I want to start a campaign: Kill all televisually manufactured pop (plus Blazin' Squad).
I leave you now...
Queen Elspeth of the Cubic Penguins
I'll gladly start by slaying
DAVID SNEDDON. THAT'S NO LIE
QUESTION
Whose pants would you rather eat?
- David Dickinson's or David Hasselhoff's?
- Peter Stringfellow's or Michael Jackson's?
- Freddie Mercury's or Ozzy Osbourne's?
Oh, and what about the mystery of gray? Is it gray or grey?
Lord Destructo
Grey. Calvin Kleins
I PREFER THEM WORN, NOT EATEN
DANCE FLAW
I'm in love
- Blue eyes
- Brown spikey hair
- A sweet voice
- The cutest smile
Only problem is he has a love for dance music.
Aaaarrgggh!
TheUnitedTruth
We all have our vices.
KEEP HIM BUSY SNOGGING INSTEAD
WEB OF INTRIGUE
What's wrong with my website? The statistics are valid and worthwhile, and the great list unparalleled. At least I've put in the time and effort to create a tribute to the 'Zine!
A few years ago, I was a great fan of Pokemon, and proud of it, so that's why I also have a site on that. There's no pleasing some people!
And for the hundredth time, I am male!
Insane Jam Sow
We're flattered to have Zine sites.
YOU MAKE MORE EFFORT THAN THE TOWERS
OH GREAT BRIGADIER!!!
WLW, I am appalled with the fact that everyone is picking on the Brigadier! He/she is only a devoted 'Ziner, and you mock him/her for that! Now, go and say sorry to him/her!
OK, now that's sorted, who wants to join me in summoning Kurt Cobain's spirit?
Jambonica the Psychic
Do you fancy the Brigadier?!
I'LL PASS ON YOUR VALENTINE'S...
BLONDE IN A PICKLE
I'm blonde! I'd actually rather be red, or black, or purple... in fact, just any hair colour that doesn't make me dumb.
I mean, I'm not. I'm even kind of clever — I can eat three pickles at once. How many people do you know who can do that?
Insanity Smurf
Well, there was this one time...
OH NO, I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT!
AND THUS IT DOTH RID THE WORLD OF POP MUSIC...
An ancient prophecy tells of how, one day, a hideous bio-mechanical scarecrow pig beast will descend on the earth and rid us of our curse.
Pray for the day of musical reckoning.
The end draws near, and we shall be free!
Semi-Automatic Toilet Brush
Make sure Gareth Gates isn't
OUT OF TOWN THAT DAY
