The Mega-Zine Museum

December 20—21, 2002

SKOL TWIN David Dickinson in the Radio Times — yuck, yuck, yuck! He's cool and everything but that was too far! It wasn't pleasant, was it?

HE WHO BE INFALLIBLE I have seen the future. It is a dark place. Can I have a torch for Christmas? Yes, of course. Batteries not included.

*THE ONE AND ONLY MAGICAL ME* Sky blue pink is the new black. Or so I'm told. Someone is sooooo having a chuckle at your expense, poppet.

POETRY CORNER

Oh Sam
Why do you ignore me?
Just 'cos I'm unpopular
Yet really, really funny
And blonde
And other stuff

That didn't go well.

Blonde Butterfly

Sorta lost it's way, didn't it?

VALIANT EFFORT ALL THE SAME

TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT WINTER

1. It's cold
2. The temperature
3. The lack of warmth
4. The need to wear gloves
10. IT'S FREEZING!

OK, I know I missed a few out there but my fingers are so cold I can't type.

Fluffy The Freezing Cold One

And having to wear a big comedy wig to

KEEP THE HEAT IN... JUST ME?

GREATEST MUSICAL MISHAPS

I have decided to compile a list of Greatest Musical Mishaps. Read on and enjoy, my friends.

1. Gareth Gates. Reason = not punk rock
2. Avril Lavigne. Reason = not punk rock
3. Las Ketchup. Reason = not punk rock
4. Every other non-punk rock band. Reason = not punk rock

A fairly impressive list, I think you'll agree, WLW.

Sykopathik Mushroom

You missed Girls Aloud — perhaps the

GREATEST OF ALL MUSICAL MISHAPS

THE JOLLY OLD MAN

WLW — your dad is Father Christmas? Wow, now I see why you turned out so... *ahem*... functional.

My dad is fat, just not Father Christmas.

I always wanted a pony, but never got one. *sigh*

moosesNOTmeese

My dad isn't either —

HE JUST LIKES DRESSING UP

PRINT ME, YOU HAVEN'T IN AAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEESSSSS...

A jack-in-a box
A jack-in-a box
Jumps up and down
But you never see his socks!

TheUnitedTruth

I really can't imagine why you

HAVEN'T BEEN ON IN AGES

TOP FIVE "I LOVE" WEBSITES — ALL TRUE!

1. www.i-love-cats.com
2. www.iloveteaching.com
3. www.ilovelace.com
4. www.ilovepersia.com
5. www.ilovecheese.com

Yes, WLW... I did spend hours (literally) researching these. HELP ME!

Kilted Englishman

You know I checked these, don't you?

I DON'T KNOW WHO'S SADDER

MY DAY

Get up, forget that bed has moved, hit wall with head, swear very loudly. Get shouted at by brother in foul mood, get grounded by parents, go out anyway, get caught, have pocket money suspended.

Point out that I get no pocket money anyway, get a slap, sulk in room with Greenday blasting, go to sit on bed but bed has moved so land on floor.

Parents panic 'cos of the bump, get a hug from mum, get into bed, go to sleep.

Frank N Furter's Bride

Aaaaaahhhh — we love a happy ending

HERE AT THE TOWERS

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