The Mega-Zine Museum
November 29—30, 2002
SAM GOT A SNORKEL My spellchecker came up with Ernie as an alternative to 'Zine. Maybe this is a clue to your identity, WLW? That's Mabel's hubbie.
THE GEEK WHO SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH Has anyone noticed how worried the man on the moon looks? Does he know something we don't? No, he's just a miserable so-and-so, end of story.
MY LITTLE PONY Will you bring back the pink and green 'Zine writing? My day isn't the same without it. Hmmmm... no.
I'M SORRY
I am sorry, WLW, for I have failed you.
When I learnt that you couldn't drive, I tried to sign you up to Celebrity Driving Lessons, but they wouldn't accept you. I tried to persuade them, but I failed.
Now, because of me, you won't be able to take your driving test with Gareth Gates and Jade from BB3. Can you ever forgive me?
Iwasthemusicman
I've thought long and hard about this
AND YES... I SOOOOO FORGIVE YOU!
BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS...
Well, I've just seen the new-look 'Zine after spending ages trying to find it, and then I had to search for my sunglasses before I could read it. What's with the new colour scheme?
Was whoever designed it colour blind? My head's still aching and I'm seeing spots before my eyes. In fact, I can't find anything... where's Digitiser, Dr Nick and Bamboozle?
I'm going to cry.
The Despotic Banana
It's not worth crying over, is it?
PUT THE KETTLE ON AND SEE p198...
'ZINERS
Why is it that after 16 years as a genius, I still have no idea what my scroll lock key does?
I mean, does it just fill an empty keyboard space, or maybe it unlocks a magical world where scrolls rule the land and the only way to be set free from the evil of the scrolls is to press that button?
Go on, I dare ya WLW, try it. Chicken?
The Demented Salmon Mousse
I can't... can I? Should I? No...
I CAN'T. THEN AGAIN...
PEANUT BUTTER
Isn't it wonderful? I mean, it's the only thing I can think of that you can spread on toast or bread AND eat straight out of the jar with a spoon! Not only that, but you can choose between crunchy and smooth flavours.
Of course you have to watch out for the stuff that isn't really crunchy or smooth (even though it says it is), it just kind of sits in the middle and does nothing.
So, WLW, what are you? A crunchie or a smoothie?
Kleenex the Cop
I reckon I'm a crunchie, except when
THE BITS GET STUCK IN YER TEETH
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
What would be better than putting celebrities in a house for some time? Cementing them in for good!
Put needless celebs inside a house and leave them there. Who's with me?
Come on, it's a good idea!
Northern Tinkerbell
It's a great idea — I'm thinking
RIK WALLER, DALE WINTON, H...
WLW
As a person who has seen every single James Bond film — yes, I am that sad/dedicated — I have realised something. Isn't Bond supposed to be a secret agent?
I bring this to your attention because, in every film, most people know who he is and the ones that don't, he tells them his name!
I, for one, wouldn't trust him with my secrets.
Viva La Revolution
I, for one, would never admit to having
SEEN EVERY JAMES BOND FILM!
BEST DRESSED ROCK STARS
- Robert Young
- Tony Lommi
- Alice Cooper
- The Edge
- Martin Duffy
- Chrissie Hynde
- Brett Anderson
- Keith Richards
- Annie Lennox
- Kate Bush
Lucozade Lover
Er... perhaps you could define
"BEST DRESSED"?
