The Mega-Zine Museum
November 27, 2002
SAMURAI HEDGEHOG WLW, what is the secret of your powers? Plenty of exercise, the complete avoidance of anything to do with Tottenham Hotspur and a diet of mushy peas and chocolate.
EMMA-THE-LIL'-ANGEL WLW — how am I supposed to leave you now, when you're looking like that? Ain't easy, is it?
CINIGEEK I have no desire to be published at all. Thank you. Your wish is my command... doh!
AVRIL, OH SWEET AVRIL
WLW, I am so in love with Avril Lavigne. Every time I see her on TV or hear her music I just freeze and think of what it would be like to be her boyfriend.
Can you please lead me up the path to wherever Avril may be?
Punk On Fire
Here, come with me up this path...
MATRON IS WAITING AT THE END FOR YOU
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH... BLUE!
Why can't we be coloured green? Blue just looks weird. It's even worse than my Hotmail account! Now green, that was a colour. It reminded me of home... all my fellow leprechauns dancing in green. Happy days.
Anyway, stay away from my CD collection.
A Leprechaun Called Steve
I've seen your CD collection —
IT'S SAFE
WLW
This is my first letter and you'd better print it! Isn't it weird how Iron Maiden are supposed to be a really hardcore rock band, but their drummer was on The Sooty Show?
I know being on The Sooty Show is a darn privilege, I just hope he didn't tell Sooty to run to the hills, 'cos he ain't got no feet... boom boom!
That Charming Wilton
Sit down
BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF
'ZINERS
Well, seeing as I am a cheeky young 'Ziner, I thought I would introduce myself to 'Zineland by telling you a few interesting facts about myself:
- I am terrified of pigeons
- I am amused by most things... like apples (don't ask, it's not worth it)
- I live in Leeds
How interesting am I?
Coming soon — my poetry! I'm sure you're all waiting with bated breath for that.
Glitta, the Psychotic Worm
Just try and make it rhyme and
NO NAUGHTY WORDS AND I'LL BE HAPPY
WLW
Mini Jaffa Cakes have a very important purpose! I can't believe you don't see their glory.
You know what it's like — you're eating a Jaffa Cake or 10 and, with each bite, you need to get exactly the right amount of cake, choccie and orangeyness to get the overall taste.
Mini Jaffa Cakes take away that stress as they are perfectly proportioned for maximum pleasure.
Secluded Rainbow
I'm pigging out on them now
AND YOU'RE RIGHT — I TAKE IT BACK
'ZINERS
I am so ill I feel I am on the brink of death. Or at least a day off college.
So, before you all rush out to buy a shiny new black hat, I have one last question — are all the fishermen liars or do all the liars fish?
OK, OK, I'll go quietly.
The One And Only Magical Me
I think all the fishermen are liars —
TWO I KNOW OF ARE REALLY BUILDERS
A POP POEM
H and Claire
Got eaten by a bear
While Samantha Mumba
Suffocated in a jumper
Thank you... *bows*
Kilted Englishman
It's a lovely thought but, sadly,
I SAW THEM ALL ON THE TELLY TODAY
