The Mega-Zine Museum
October 13, 2002
THE WAY AND THE LIGHT This isn't the name on my birth certificate, y'know! 'Cos, y'know, I did think it was!
POMMES FRITES LEGEND So, what have the Hungarians given us? Goulash. Just Goulash. And... er... yeah, Goulash.
NIGHTS Lara Croft? The same Lara Croft that's been eating up my time? I thought I threw you off a cliff? How is it you keep staying alive? She has that annoying habit of sticking around like a bad smell, So Solid Crew style.
TALK OF THE TOWN
Nice to see there are a few local people on 'Zine. Lucozade Lover from Trowbridge and another guy (sorry, I cant recall your name), from Bradford-on-Avon. Well, they're local people to me 'cos I'm from Chippenham.
The most brilliant thing about my town is that Richard Ashcroft has been seen in Sainsbury's. In fact, it was me who saw him. It's not every day a God-like genius walks past you while you are pushing a shopping trolley.
DJ Dave
Pah! That's nothing — Faye Steps once
TROD ON MY FOOT IN TESCO!
DEAR WLW
Isn't Sesame Street great? As far as children's programmes go, it is a cacophony of excellence and superbness.
Apart from the stupid children who will probably grow up to have failed acting careers, the characters just light up the screen in a flurry of joy and teach you to count and sing and be happy.
But the wit and humour and pessimism of Bert are the highlights of the show. In fact, the show is so good, IT COULD BE IRISH!
The Holy Pimple
Sesame Street with Patrick Kielty...
NAH, DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME RING
BEST NEWS EVER
I picked up my newspaper the other day expecting the usual old 'none of my business' stuff, when I found that Christmas had come early this year... HEAR'SAY HAD SPLIT UP!
Could there be any better news? Now all we need is Westlife, Liberty X and all other dance acts to split up, and my beloved Everton to win the league!
hewhocannotbenamed
I think perhaps Wet Flies splitting is
MORE LIKELY THAN THE EVERTON THING
BO SELECTA
Have any other 'Ziners seen this beauty yet? Some guy in a load of celebrity masks sets out to make as much fun of them as possible.
Elton John, Craig David, Ozzy Osbourne and Michael Jackson have all been victims, and other offerings include The Bear and The Week In Hole by Enriques Mole (and that's not the animal mole).
Bob, your uncle
It's a gem. Anyone who has the nerve
TO WEAR A CRAIG DAVID MASK IS OK!
IF 'ZINERS WERE HARIBO CONTENTS:
| Cola bottle: | WLW — favoured amongst many |
| Eggs: | Satan's Rubber Duck — ignored, but should be praised (or devoured) |
| Gummi bears: | Dimgirl (from the molehole) — my personal fave |
| A fiver: | dunno how it got there, but love it none-the-less |
Voodoo Child
Never had a bag of Haribo stuff —
ARE THESE COLA BOTTLES FIZZY?
SHEEP
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? I, being completely normal, decided to test this.
Here is what you should do, should you desire to follow in my footsteps:
- Acquire a sheep
- Tear to shreds a woolly jumper
- Travel To Manchester, where it will DEFINITELY rain
- Measure sheep
- Wait for shrinkin' to occur
Autumn Angel
Why the woolly jumper? Is this like
A SHEEP DISGUISE KINDA THANG?
ANOTHER AMAZING LIMERICK
There once was a boy called Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He went as a run
Just for some fun
And the dog ate him up in the hall!
I think I'm quite talented when it comes to poetry. What do you think, WLW?
Emma the-lil'-Angel
There's poetry, really great poetry...
AND THERE'S THIS
