The Mega-Zine Museum
July 23, 2002
JEZZA I have Green Day, Incubus and Muse posters on my wall... what does that make me in your eyes? A lad with great taste in posters.
A LEPRECHAUN CALLED STEVE Why won't you leave me alone! I'm my own person and you're a worthless nobody! Oh, hi, WLW, I was just talking about you. Hmmmm... thought my ears were burning.
THE UNITED TRUTH Finally, the sun is shining and the sky is blue. Looks like summer is here. Counting? Chickens?
VITAL STATS
Out of all the times I have been printed on 'Zine, 18% of my letters have been printed on Mondays, 16% on Tuesdays, 22% on Wednesdays, 15% on Thursdays, 16% on Fridays and 13% on Sundays.
6% of my letters have been printed on page 1, 13% on page 2, 15% on page 3, 14% on page 4, 13% on page 5, 15% on page 6, 14% on page 7 and 10% on page 8.
All of the above is a complete lie.
Anxious Aardvark
Some people have waaaaaay too much time
ON THEIR HANDS
ERNIE'S BATHTIME BUDDY
Is this referring to Beri or rubber duckie? Both of which are really good. Anyone else like these lovable scamps?
WLW, can we please have a pic of rubber duckie? And why is it that everyone (except me, girls) seems to have a 'Zine partner now?
Have we become a dating agency?
Tinned Pineapple
No, we are NOT a dating agency!
HOWEVER, WE DO LOVE RUBBER DUCKIE
HERE'S MY ADDITION TO POETRY CORNER:
There once was a boy called Kydd
Who ate twenty pies for a quid
When asked, "Are you faint?"
He replied, "No, I ain't"
"But I don't feel as well as I did."
Thank you, thank you. No, you're too kind, thank you!
Crinkle-cut Beatroot
Twenty pies for a quid?
ARE YOU SURE HIS NAME WASN'T RIK?
MORE ISSUES OF CAPITALISATION
I just had to run up here and tell you, WLW, that you are the most fantastic wondrous person who ever lived.
What am talking about? You got all the capitalisation of my name perfect!
Just goes to show, a little bit of pleading and a few carefully worded threats go a long way.
Picture of a moose by any chance?
moosesNOTmeese
Don't push your luck —
A QUICK GROVEL WILL SUFFICE FOR NOW
'ZINERS
What on earth is going on with Captain Birdseye? He suddenly became young and then old really rapidly again. It makes you wonder what exactly goes into those fish fingers.
WLW, will you draw me a picture of some fish fingers, please?
She Who Lost The Plot
I would, but the duck took ages so,
YOU KNOW, I'M ALL PICTURED OUT
MEGAZINE
I have been forced out of hiding and compelled to write to you after seeing this message on B*ckch*t:
"Who really misses Noel's House Party?"
Oh, how I laughed. The very thought of anyone wishing to watch the naff-shirted one again made me laugh for three days.
All those unfunny jokes — not to mention my arch-nemesis Mr Blobby!
Girl On The Oatmeal Box
It was the nasty knitwear that I found
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