The Mega-Zine Museum
March 10, 2002
BROCCOLI THE EVIL ONE Did you know that if it gets too cold, your fingers will drop off and you'll slip into a coma... just a thought. Somebody turn the heating up, NOW!
MS JANE LANE A charity event, they said. For a good cause, they said. I'll never get the tomato stains out of my chicken suit. I swear by Shout.
BLUE WOLFIE Country rooooaaaaaddddss, take me hooommmmmeee... Stop that right now matey, y'hear? Right now!
PLEB
Pleb is the most fantastic word ever created! You can have so much fun just saying it out loud or even by simply thinking it!
Just say it with me now... "Pleb". Is there a more marvellous way to spend your time?
Oh well, must dash, time for my medication.
The Great Unplebbed
Whatever you're taking isn't
NEARLY STRONG ENOUGH
GORILLAS
Gorillas are wonderful, ain't they? I have lots, 37 the last time I counted. I was just wondering if anyone else shares my obsession?
Of course, they're all stuffed gorillas — not like I have 37 live gorillas roaming around my bedroom. That'd be kinda cramped, don't you think? And I've got a big fluffy pair of gorilla slippers.
Gorrilas rock... that's a fact.
Manky Horrible Brussel Sprout
The gorilla slippers I find
PARTICULARLY WORRYING
WLW,
Please will you draw me a picture of something with antlers?
If you don't, I'll subject you to the Tweenies and Westlife forever.
Thank you.
The One With The Mighty Antlers
Some threats you just
HAVE TO TAKE SERIOUSLY
THE MULLETRON
This amazing device is featured in LIT's new video. Do you realise what this machine could do in reality? A Utopian world where everyone sports the mighty mullet, which is surely itself the greatest invention known to man.
No war, no poverty, no crime, just the mighty sight of rows and rows of bemulleted people. A dream come true!
Ralf Wiggum
You know what would be dead cool?
A 'MULLET IN A CAN' SPRAY
WLW AND 'ZINERS,
What sort of outlook do you all take on life? Philosophy holds some very interesting questions for us all. I recommend reading Sophie's World.
Maybe it's fortunate, maybe it's unfortunate, but I have both idealistic and realistic views on things. My idealistic side says communism is the way to go, but my realistic side says that it won't work, people will abuse the freedom and everything would collapse.
I dunno. Just thinking.
Frank The Potato
Blimey — one minute gorilla slippers,
THE NEXT MINUTE PHILOSOPHY
POETRY CORNER
Here's my addition (actually, I think it might be for Limerick Corner):
There was once a dog called Fred,
Who wasn't quite right in the head.
He went out one day,
To make some hay,
But instead went straight back to bed.
I thought that was quite good for a first attempt!
Coca-Koala
You did? Hmmmm...
HOW DO I PUT THIS NICELY...
PINK FLOYD
I think they are great. Why are they so rarely mentioned on these wonderful pages? And Dire Straits, too. I never read about them here.
I am now giving them their rightful claim to fame on Mega-zine.
The Pedantic One
I want you to go home and think
ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID, OK?
