The Mega-Zine Museum
March 6, 2002
GRILLAMO Right, so let me get this straight, we're not the sad ones, it's everyone else, yeah? Absolutely.
STYLUSKID All these stamps are costing me a fortune, WLW! When are you going to get round to checking your e-mails? Right now — I promise!
PRINCESS PSYCHO I noticed that the 4.10 race at Taunton, number 28, on January 29 is called Megazine. As they say, today's loser is tomorrow's dog food. Well, that's one way of looking at it.
VIDEO
After watching the video for Enrique Iglesias' song Hero, I would like to point out:
- There's lots of hammy acting in it.
- Enrique is a worrying shade of orange.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt has the largest pair of earrings I've ever seen.
- At one point, Enrique gets all manly and slaps a bloke — only to get beaten up himself (tee hee).
The (Un)Domestic Goddess
The earrings weren't the only thing
I NOTICED JENNIFER LOVE WEARING!
OH, THE TRAUMA OF SCHOOL DINNERS!
My life has never been the same since primary school. When I got a large pile of what I thought were chips (I was young, I didn't know better) — only to discover that they were really roast parsnips cut to look like chips.
I'm lucky it hasn't scarred me forever. And don't even get me started on blancmange.
Manic Depressive Gherkin
I always hated cheese pie at school
SO DON'T BE SENDING ME ANY PIES!
BAND NAMES I'D LIKE TO SEE USED
The Beer Swilling Warthogs
Man
Skinny
Weird Dreams
Leathered Up
Itch
Headlock
Cough
Undergraduate
Frolic Dry and Disorderly
Wot?
Head Rush
Lucozade Lover
Plus Support? Cos then all the posters
COULD SAY PLUS SUPPORT PLUS SUPPORT
MAD CANARY,
Well, you are a bit of a bird-brain aren't you? The likes of My Vitriol were snotty-nosed kids in the playground when the Manics started out.
JDB is a class guitarist. Check out the back of most music mags to see the number of fledgling bands the MSP are influencing.
Mrs TGW Bradfield
Utter devotion — The Brigadier needs a
GOOD WOMAN LIKE YOURSELF, MRS B!
MEGA-ZINE,
The person that I'm engaged to thinks that WLW is a married man who has children. I, on the other hand, think differently.
It has been said that Montel Williams brings people together. Mega-zine brings people together, so perhaps this means that WLW is Montel Williams!
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House
An inspired guess —
KEEP TRYING
'ZINERS,
I've never understood the fuss about chips. I just don't get it.
Boring pieces of dried potato substance in long thin shapes. So what? We've just been conditioned to like them because they're supposed to be bad for us.
Stringy cheese on the other hand, the opportunities are endless....
How do you eat yours WLW?
The Apeel-able Cheese Girl
Is there a chip revolution going on
OR SOMETHING? I LIKE KFC CHIPS
GOOD TUNE
A high-powered gramophone industry executive of my aquaintance kindly played me the new song by the renowned pop combo, Oasis.
The ditty is called Hindu Times, and jolly nice it is too. It had me strutting my stuff on my croquet lawn.
There's something to be said for these young songsmiths — they know a catchy number and the Queen should be proud.
The Brigadier
Oh no, someone — anyone, please hit him
WITH HIS CROQUET MALLET!
