Mega-Zine Museum: Letters

March 4, 2002

GOTHIC RAEVEN To whoever said: "Good things come to those who wait," I'm fed up with waiting. Me too, matey.

KILTED ENGLISHMAN I'm over Sabrina... but now I'm obsessed with Alana from Smallville. What medication should I take? Somethin' very, very strong.

ONYX To Let: Space on sub-page 1 of C4 page 142. Price: Vaguely humourous comment or nearest offer. I can't think of anything vaguely humorous, but this didn't half make me larf.

BRIGADIER

Are you a hunting, shooting kind of chap? If so, I do hope you have no antlers as hunting trophies on your wall.

If you do, I will break into your "palacial abode" and steal your port. Every drop of it.

You have been warned, sir.

The One With The Mighty Antlers

I can't see it somehow. Maybe a

COLLECTION OF SHERRY GLASSES

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Audi They Do That?
5 Guys Named Flymo

Oh, I give up. Happy Monday everyone!

catx

I've thought and thought... and thought

BUT THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' COMIN'

JEZZA THE BASSIST

I so agree about Muse, although I would go for Citizen Erased for the 'Zine Anthem. It starts really heavy and loud but ends so beautifully and delicately.

Also, there's this woman in school (I don't know who she is) but she looks just like Matt Bellamy of Muse. Same strange nose and everything.

Does anyone know if Matt has a long-lost sister? If so, I've found her.

Gracious Free-Range Egg (The Guitarist)

He does have a long-lost sister —

SHE WORKS IN WOOLIES IN PUTNEY

NINJA COW

So you want a 'Zine fight then, do you? You haggis-munching, deep-fried Mars Bar-loving Nessie-lover. Look no further 'cos I'm going to be the one to make hamburgers out of you.

So, come on then. Have a go if you think you're hard enough.

I await your reply with baited breath.

Fluffy The Evil One

Marilyn Manson's Fight Song —

PERHAPS A SUITABLE 'ZINE ANTHEM?

WORST TOWN

Although Stoke doesn't have a museum about socks or lawnmowers, we do have Port Vale FC and are stuck between Birmingham and Manchester.

Last year, my humble little city was voted the worst to live in in Britain. I have to argue with that — obviously the "judges" had never been to Rotherham or Darlington.

So, any other fellow Stokie 'Ziners raise your arms up and say: "Ya rit', duck."

Undeniable Me

Isn't it the Potteries or something?

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT THEN?

'ZINE LURVE

Following the lead of the great Broccoli and Fluffy, there is now an awful lotta 'Zine-type lurve going on in the Vegetable Revolution.

So, I wondered WLW, do you have anyone? Or do we need to set you up with the Brigadier?

Lilac Leopard

Thank you but I'm busy that day —

ANY DAY... EVERY DAY!

JIM

Here's a haiku I wrote in memory of that brave little dog of Slough station, Jim.

Station Jim little dog
He love the train station
Now he is quite dead

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? Sometimes, when you walk past his glass case at the station, you can hear a ghostly bark. Not that I've ever been.

Station Jim — share the legend.

Secluded Rainbow

Poor ickle Jimbo —

GAWN TO THE DAWGS

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