Mega-Zine Museum: Letters

March 1—2, 2002

BODKIN NASTY If only everyone was a bit more like David Dickinson off Bargain Hunt. Or if only Thundercats was to make a comeback series. Or if only Britney would... well... if only.

1929 Can I just say to everyone in 'Zineland: "JE SUIS TOM BOWLER." Thank you. Providing it's clean, yes.

LOOMINOUS FROOT Isn't it ironic that the rock one in a1 has the wimpiest voice (and that's saying something)? The "rock one"? Lost me there.

CURLING

Possibly the most boring sport ever. Several grown men work as a team to get a round thing closest to the middle of a target down a lane of ice.

One man, usually the oldest with a lived-in face, slides along until the round thing is going the right way then the other two skate in front of it and polish the ice with thingies.

Well, I find it boring.

Jezza (The Tree Hugger)

Britain's gold medal winning LADIES

ARE ON THEIR WAY TO YOUR HOUSE!

LUCKY ME!

I was washing up today when, midway through my mum gave me a new bowl to wash up in.

Imagine the glee and joy I experienced as I danced around the kitchen with my new bowl. Even my dog looked at me weirdly.

BlueWolfie

There's a town in need of a

BOWLING ALLEY

WLW

Whenever you walk past other people having their photos taken in a photo booth, do you have to resist the urge to stick your head in and ruin their pictures? I do.

But then again, I had a dream about an inflatable man appearing on This Is Your Life. He got ripped apart by rampant monkeys while Michael Aspel just stood there and laughed.

The Cereal Killer

No, that actually happened —

ANYONE WANNA BORROW THE VID?

'ZINE LONDON MEETING

That's more like it. We've got a few names down now. A reminder again:

March 29, 2002
London King's Cross train station
Before 1pm.

E-mail/text/ask Broccoli for more info. Easter eggs included in the deal.

Broccoli The Evil One

Easter eggs you say? Hmmmmm...

LET ME CHECK MY DIARY AGAIN

10 GORGEOUS PEOPLE (in no particular order)

Elijah Wood
Billie Joe Armstrong
Maxi Brown
Brian Molko
Finch (from American Pie)
Cone (Sum 41)
Johnny Depp
WLW (well... probably!)
A lovely boy in the sixth form
And erm... my boyfriend!

The DimGirl (from the molehole)

And erm... my boyfriend?

WAS HE AN AFTERTHOUGHT?

HI 'ZINERS

I know that the Sheffield Millennium Gallery is not quite a museum, but it does boast a cutlery timeline! No, seriously, it does.

Also, it has a giraffe made entirely out of knives and forks.

One question — why?

The United Truth

I can think of several questions —

BUT "WHY?" WILL DO FOR STARTERS!

WLW'S IDENTITY

Who cares? WLW is entitled to his/her/its privacy too!

Anyway, we all know that WLW is probably some super-intelligent robot, feeling smug that we have all chosen to worship it despite having never met it.

Just a thought.

The Little Silver Moonbaby

Smug? Moi?

NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

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