The Mega-Zine Museum
February 27, 2002
JEZZA (THE TREE HUGGER) WLW, could you please ask Mavis to not bring me gifts of mice and birds? I can't take them back and refund them. I know, M&S are a bit funny about that, aren't they?
THE MULTICOLOURED PLECTRUM EATER iSN'T iT aNNOYING wHEN tHIS hAPPENS?! yES!
SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT Why is it so cold in here? Don't tell me, I'm in the fridge again, aren't I? Yes, and if you leave bloomin' great footprints in the marge just one more time, lady!
CHUCKLE BROTHERS!
I have told you before about the evil of the Tweenies... then I remembered something worse — The Chuckle Brothers!
They are possibly the most evil thing I have ever had the misfortune to watch "to me... to you... to me... to you" and the worst part? My brother and I used to watch it and ENJOY it when we were younger!
Is there any hope for our souls?
Perplexed Crow
Absolutely no hope at all!
SEE ME AFTER CLASS
WLW
You don't REALLY like a1 more than O-Town, do ya? a1 may have changed a lot recently, but there's no denying their past — who remembers that video where they magically changed people's clothes?
That video has reminded me of another video I saw, quite similar to a1's "changing people's clothes" video. It's by LIT and there's this huuuuuuge robot called the "Mulletron" and it goes round giving everybody mullets!
Happy But Sad Snaz
I find O-Town obnoxious, arrogant and
FULL OF IT! a1 ARE HARMLESS LADS
PAINT
Paint comes in lots of colours,
like red and green and black.
And if you lean against wet paint,
you get marks on your back.
That's the first poem I've ever written — do you think I have a future, WLW?
The Catnappers Poodle.
I do, yes —
BUT SADLY NOT IN POETRY
HAIKUS? PAH!
Sir Whence Pitchfork thinks there should be a Haiku Corner, but I say limericks are the way forward! I'll start us off:
There's a person called WLW
Whose story will probably trouble you
For (s)he lives in a flat
With Davord and a cat
But drives a big BMW!
I feel that deserves an illustration, no?
Insane Jam Sow
More of a sporty number for me —
LIKE IT? WANNA LIFT?
IDEA!
Why don't we arrange a duel between the Brigadier and the KFC Colonel?
I'm sure our own military man would win hands down — that Colonel seems like a bit of a Trendie to me and his adverts are soooooo annoying.
We can have it next Thursday in my back garden, or in the shed if it's raining. Everyone's invited.
Loominous Froot
Can I interest anyone in a pair of
TICKETS, ONLY A MONKEY..?
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15
Well, WLW, what happened to 'Zine on that day? It didn't change and I had to go without my daily dose of 'Zineness which my doctor says is bad for me.
'Zine deprivation causes me to spontaneously combust and you don't want that, do you, WLW?
Did you just have one too many pints of falling-down water at lunch and fall asleep?
Fluffy The Evil One
The very suggestion!
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES ETC, ETC...
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, Nasa scientists spent a decade and $12m developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, under water, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300C.
WLW, I would've just used a pencil.
Subatomic Genius
$12m to invent a pen?
WORLD'S GONE MAD, I TELLS YA
