The Mega-Zine Museum
January 21, 2002
JEZZA Today's 'Zine was brought to you by the word "happiness" and the numbers "30" and "42", and the bonus ball "49"... Oops, might have got a bit mixed up there! I should say so, big bird.
THE ONE WITH LITTLE SIGNIFICANCE We do not stop thinking because we grow old; we grow old because we stop thinking. Sort of thing my nan would say.
FRANK THE POTATO An interesting thought — I wonder if there are any one-way streets leading into cul-de-sacs? No.
NINJA COW
He lives way up in the depths of the land of haggis, deep-fried Mars Bars and Nessie (mmmm... don't you just love sweeping generalisations of a whole country?), and to get to the Manchester meeting on January 26, he is going to FLY down!
I mean, how kewl is that?
I thought he deserved a 'Zine letter all to himself after this act of coolness!
Fluffy The Evil One
That is dedication beyond belief —
IS HE MADE OF MONEY?
WLW
I know your artistic abilities have been called upon quite a lot recently, but if you could just draw a picture of me on the third page, it would fulfil my ambition of being the first male ever to be featured on page three.
I won't forget you when I'm famous.
"And The Ass Saw The Angel"
Dunno what you look like, I'm guessing
KIND OF A 'DAN DARE' TYPE? CLOSE?
PHASES
When we were young, we all went through phases where we wanted to be someone special, eg: Batman, a Thunderbird, David Bowie.
I seem to be lagging behind. At the moment, I wouldn't mind being Captain Scarlet. Is there nothing he can't do? And he gets to wear such cool hats, and drive cracking stuff about. Truly, a king among men.
One day... one day...
Kellogulation
OK — you know he's not real, right?
NOT LIKE BATMAN, WHO OBVIOUSLY IS
WOODHEY
Aaahh, I remember the days of Woodhey High, the only school in Ramsbottom.
But am I alone in finding it weird that the only school in Ramsbottom had a sheep's head on its tie?
The One and (thankfully) Only Schizo Number 3
You might well be the only one who's
HEARD OF WOODHEY HIGH!
MEGA-ZINE
My transformation is complete! From a lowly working-class oik into a filthy rich, spoilt, arrogant rich kid.
I just wanted to spread the absolutely smashing news that Daddy has bought me a Rolls-Royce. But, I suppose being the son of an international millionaire, it's just pocket money.
Brigadier, you may be an old eccentric but are you in line to the throne? I think not, old chap!
Parsley Possum
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
AND THEN YOU WOKE UP, RIGHT?
MEDAL
WLW, may I take this time to turn myself into a walking advertisement? C'mon, I have bribes... somewhere.
Medal are my favourite band and seriously neglected by the press. I am pleading with the 'Zine community to go out and listen to them, 'cos they deserve a break... no, not just one from me!
C'mon, you know you want to... for me, please?
http://www.medalworld.com
Broccoli The Evil One
Far be it from me to stand in the way
OF UNTAPPED TALENT
FIVE-SIX-SEVEN-EIGHT!
I would just like to make known my admiration and respect for Steps fans.
Anyone who is so blatantly insane and yet isn't modelling the latest line in straitjackets for some mental institution deserves, I think, a round of applause.
Keep up the good work, guys, you make the band what it is... oh!
The Despotic Banana
I think we should all take a minute to
REMEMBER THE LEGEND... HA HA HA HA
