The Mega-Zine Museum
January 18—19, 2002
SUSPIRIA WLW, I play the bassoon. So does that mean you worship me? I have no friends... so, please? Consider yourself worshipped.
SUPERHAPPYCAT I know it's still a bit early, but Davord, will you be my Valentine? Now, now, we don't do the lurve thing at WLW Towers, thank you.
FOREVER DELAYED Imagine playing darts but, instead of throwing the darts at the board, throwing the board at the darts. Brigadier? He's never sober!
ROBOT WARS
Intrigued by my family's apparent worship for this programme, I watched it. How surprised I was to find that it was not all bad.
The sheer joy on some of the faces of the "roboteers" as they were allowed out by their mothers for more than an hour, armed with a Star Trek thermos flask and action man lunchbox, clutched lovingly under their arms.
But it was strange, these were grown men...
Kellogulation
I'm fairly convinced that Robot Wars is
PERHAPS THE WORST PROG ON THE BOX
MANCHESTER MEETING
The 'Zine meeting in Manchester on Saturday, January 26 is shaping up to be the biggest meeting yet, with in excess of 20 people being there.
Although that does sound like a lot of people, and it is, there are over 420 people on the Vegetable Revolution 'Ziner E-group.
WLW, why aren't you going to Manchester?
Fluffy The Evil One
I went to Manchester once —
ENOUGH SAID
BONJOURNO,
I'm back after my fairly uneventful Christmas break.
Anyway, I've been thinking, surely the Kim Dawson that edits the teenybop pages isn't the same Kimya Dawson that dresses up as a rabbit in The Moldy Peaches?
If it is, I'd worry.
Pablo Marmite
I've had her followed for a week now —
IT'S NOT HER
NAMES
Just think. Your new baby is a boy. Unfortunately, the time has come to name the little brat.
Jake? Simon? Peter? All very boring.
But then, a sudden wave of inspiration sweeps over you. Let's name the lad after a great hero. You think, why on earth didn't I think of it before?
Welcome to the world, Hercules.
The One With Little Significance
Tell me you haven't got a baby brother
AND THEY'VE CALLED HIM HERCULES?
NICK BERRY
Be nice to Nick Berry. Remember the incident in Dorset when that bloke punched him for no reason?
WLW, can you make it National Nick Berry Day? It would mean a lot to him, please?
Uneducated Shampoo
Be nice to Nick Berry? Are you mad?
I REMEMBER HARBOUR LIGHTS!
'ZINE,
It's 4.15pm. It's dark outside. I'm at college. Guess what? I'm sooooooooooo bored! Fifteen minutes to go! I don't know if I can wait that long.
I've been in a computer research lesson for almost three hours and it's driving me crazy!
Is getting an HND worth spending three hours on a computer every Wednesday afternoon?
Gothic Raeven
I would say definitely not, but then —
WHAT DO I KNOW?
ME!
Name: None, I always put answers in the wrong places.
Age: The One With The Mighty Antlers
Hate: 15
Ability to answer questions in correct order: Hear'Say
The One With The Mighty Antlers
Surely it's 'Ability to be talentless
AND NOT EVEN LAST A YEAR': HEAR'SAY
