The Mega-Zine Museum

December 28—29, 2001

BUTTERFLY OF SHADOWS If at first you don't succeed, go and watch TV. Sounds like a sensible motto to me unless, of course, Pop Idol happens to be on.

FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Someone I know described 'Zine as "a bunch of drunks in a room having a conversation no-one can understand". Perfect! Lordy, that's a bit too close to the truth!

PESSIMISTIC PEANUT I hate chocolate, I love boybands, I should be shot. Up against that wall NOW!

WLW

Help me! I think I've fallen for the Brigadier and this can't be right!

It's just his old-fahioned charm, intellect and wit... and the fact that he too has sherry in the morning.

What can be done with me? Please don't throw me in the reject bin!

Messed Up Numb Chick

I suggest you log on to

WWW.IAMBONKERS.COM STRAIGHT AWAY!

WLW

Have you ever watched Doctor Terrible's House of Horrible? It is such a great show! Me and Toadette are slightly addicted!

And so, WLW, how are you feeling today? I feel not enough people actually take the time to think about you! But not me, WLW, I care!

Are you scared yet?

Secluded Rainbow

I have my estate agent on the phone —

JUST IN CASE I NEED TO MOVE QUICKLY

INTER-SCHOOL RIVALRY

• Bishop Ullathorne are a bunch of delinquents
• Blue Coats are socially inept nerds
• Alderman Callow have shoe sizes in excess of their IQs
• Henry VIII are conceited rich kids
• Finham Park School reigns supreme as one of the Midlands' top comprehensives!

Parsley Possum

Let me guess — you go to Finham Park?

MY GENIUS KNOWS NO BOUNDS

WLW

I have written a poem about trendy footie team, M*nch*st*r Un*t*d. I hope you like it.

M*n U*d are almost as evil as B*ckch*t!
Manch*st*r Un*t*d are pants.
The End.

Could I have a piccie for my good work?

Lilac Leopard

You may! Accept this lovely cannon that

REPRESENTS A FAR BETTER TEAM!

WLW

I just wanted to thank you for printing my letters — it's really made my year! I feel all special now.

Oh, I'd also like to thank you for revealing to me the greatness that is Lemon Fanta — surely THE most superior drink around (way better than Dandelion and Burdock, although that's not really saying much!)

Polly's Cracker

You are most welcome and yes...

LEMON FANTA IS THE WAY FORWARD

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

1. To eliminate, by whatever means possible: Blink 182, Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Slipknot, KoRn and Blue
2. To convince the world that aliens are real and one lives in my town
3. To visit Antarctica and adopt a penguin
4. To only write in to 'Zine when I have something of interest and relevance to say.

The Gingerbread Frog

I like number 4 —

THAT'S A GOOD RESOLUTION

LEICESTARRRR

Some guy called Lars Fredrikson is coming to Leicester soon. I'm not sure, but I think he's one of those cooks off the TV so I might go and see him.

I need some tips on how to get chocolate milk to stay on my sandwiches.

CappedDown

Never heard of him. Ask Le Pukka Tukka,

HE'S BOUND TO KNOW

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