The Mega-Zine Museum
November 18, 2001
WLW
Sir Bertrum (my cat) is distraught that Mavis turned down his offer for a night on the tiles. He's moping around, not eating and whenever I look at 'Zine he starts howling!
Do you think you could do a little cajoling WLW? Encourage Mavis to give him a try?
The Multicoloured Plectrum Eater
Well, she's a tough nut to crack,
BUT I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
ODD E-MAILS
Do you know what I hate? I hate those messages you get where they say "someone has a crush on you", then they don't tell you who it is!
And you have to sign up to a billion different things to get a crummy hint like: "The person who has a crush on you has a name that begins with a letter between B and Y." Useless!
Know what else I hate? The word crush. Ewwww! It makes you feel all squished!
The Winner Who Lost
I keep getting those!
YOU CAN'T IMAGINE MY DISAPPOINTMENT
MEGAZINE
I think I've found the winner of the most boring museum award... the packaging museum! I don't know where it is but it was shown on a video in my graphics lesson.
Just what possesses someone to start up a packaging museum, full of ancient crisp wrappers and a displays of HP sauce bottles through the ages?
The Duck In The Hat
The kind of people you cross the road
TO AVOID!
CHEESE VS MUSHROOMS
Cheese is gone off milk
Mushrooms are just harmless fungi
Cheese has a taste which is the closest you'll probably get to Hell
Mushrooms taste OK
Cheese stinks like... well... cheese
Mushrooms don't.
There you go WLW, cheese is worse than mushrooms.
Lemming Curd
You are soooooooo wrong!
MUSHROOMS ARE SLIMY, SMELLY FUNGUS
