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September 11, 2001

TOADETTE OF TOAD HALL WLW, seeing as I share your love of chocolate, I think it's only fair that you should share my deep love of Smash Potato Granules. Just eat them straight out of the packet. Ewwwww! That would be no.

KILTED ENGLISHMAN Please tell me why... do they build castles in the sky? Dunno, how are you supposed to get in?

SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK Oxymorons? Thank God I'm an atheist! Ha ha ha ha ha... Somebody stop you.

 

WLW,

They say the family of the 21st century is made up of friends, not relatives. Well, if that's true, you're the best uncle I've ever had. As long as you don't dance, drunk, at my wedding and end up pulling off my mother's prosthetic leg like last time.

Socialist Guerrilla

NB: Please ignore the above. My hideously deformed twin brother, who we keep chained up in the attic, is on the loose and has learned to type.

So I'm not the best uncle you ever had?

DAMN THAT TWIN OF YOURS

 

WLW,

You said you were going on holiday, so who's going to look after 'Zine?

Ah ha! This little situation proves that there must be more than one WLW, unless, of course, Davord or Mavis is going to look after 'Zine.

Le Enfant Terrible

Davord has hooves, Mavis has paws,

NEITHER CAN MASTER A KEYBOARD

 

'ZINERS,

I received a really cool postcard during the holidays. My friend sent me a postcard from Hell. Yes, that's right, HELL! It would appear that there is a town in Norway called Hell.

All the buildings are run-down and everything's dull and looks like it's tinted blue apart from the distant sky, which is really red. Scary.

Frank The Potato

Fantastic! Red sky in Hell —

WE SHOULD HOLD A CONVENTION THERE!

 

'ZINE,

I want to know the answer to a question that has been plaguing me for many months now... what is the difference between a Tsar and a Czar?

No doubt the difference is due to very minor changes in stature, character, habitat and so forth. But I lack the details which are so important.

However, I am almost certain that it is the Tsar which is true and the Czar which is false.

She Who Lost The Plot

I think yer thinking too much

THAT'S WHAT I THINK... I THINK

 

HELLO AGAIN,

Nice to see you and other such pleasantries.

Sorry that I can't remember your name, but to the person who lives in Abingdon, I live nearby(ish) in Maidenhead. Other than in London, I don't know of any other 'Ziners in the area.

Are we the only ones? Am I wasting my time? Am I asking too many questions? Am I becoming obsessed with question marks? Hello?

SnowmanRobot

Far, far too many questions. I think

DIMGIRL'S MOLEHOLE IS IN ABINGDON?

 

ALL ABOUT ME

My friends say I look like Louis Theroux. My sister's friends say I look like Harry Potter. My parents say I look like Gary Numan.

The only thing that you can learn from this is that everyone who knows me is either

  1. Blind
  2. Insane or
  3. Both of the above

The Despotic Banana

I would get new friends and have a

SERIOUS TALK WITH YER MUM AND DAD

 

TOP 10 THINGS I LIKE:

  1. Button Moon (in case you hadn't guessed)
  2. Idlewild
  3. Stingray
  4. Muse are pretty cool
  5. *of course* 'Zine, WLW, cats and all that
  6. Damn... running out... guitars?
  7. Nope, run out.

Well, that was an education in itself.

Milton and Me

Muse — yes! I just loves that Bliss,

I REALLY DOES