The Mega-Zine Museum
September 7—8, 2001
ALF THE UNSTOPPABLE SPROUT I was going to buy a book called The Power Of Positive Thinking, but then I thought "what good will that do?". Please stop. Please stop now.
CINNAMON SPIDER Is it only me that has an obssession with the musical The Witches Of Eastwich? Boy does it rock. Just you.
JINGLE Where did Pedigree Chum go? He's gone to the dogs! Ha ha ha ha... gone to the dogs... somebody stop me.
PINK MAFIA AND WLW
Don't put us Welsh down. not everyone with a Welsh accent is as thick as Helen from Big Brother.
Look at Tom, Shirley, Catherine, Mr Hopkins, my hubby (the Ginger Buddy!) and myself.
Don't lower yourself to Anne Robinson's level. Middle-aged wannabe-dominatrices aren't cool.
The Red Wall
Are you suggesting that I'm a
MIDDLE-AGED WANNABE DOMINATRIX?
'ZINERS
Have you ever fallen victim to an evil bus driver who waits at the bus stop and watches as you run to the door, only to shut it when you reach it and then drive away, laughing?
Sterling Rose
Oh yes — they teach 'em that at
'EVIL BUS DRIVER SCHOOL'
'ZINERS
Visit Walsall. We have art gallery. Shops full of Western consumer goods. We have groovy nightlife.
You sing? You dance? You fight? Yes?
We have hot dog, we have pizza, we have burger.
You like? Yes.
Headquarter
You have lost marbles, yes?
YOU THINK I GO THERE? NO!
WHAT CAN WE DO?
Forget about respecting your elders, how about respecting the young for a change?
Old people love standing in the middle of paths, just to hold everyone up. But their major passion is taking up all the seats in town and sitting there for hours so nobody else can.
How do we control these hoodlums?
Plughole Fantasy
Personally, I can't wait until I'm old
AND CAN PRETEND THAT I'M DEAF
IF 'ZINERS WERE STUFF ON MY DRESSER
| Broken Bubbles: | Eyeliner — essential for survival |
| Broccoli: | Rose necklace — according to Fluffy, she's really pretty |
| Sky Warrior: | Star bracelet — it's just so sweet and cute |
| She Who Lost The Plot: | Purple tiara — strange in a wonderful way |
| Parsley Possum: | Lethal spiked collar — it's kinky! |
Graceful Angel of Sin
You have a spiked collar on your...
ACTUALLY, LET'S NOT GO THERE
HOWDY 'ZINERS
I thought it wise to inform you that WLW Towers is situated in the same street as Nelson Mandela Towers, Peckham.
WLW pays Trigger poorly, cash-in-hand, to sweep his floor.
Please support a campaign to raise Trigger's wages so he can replace that old blue suit.
Fillip
Oi Oi! He gets the minimum wage!
WELL, I TAKE MY CUT, OBVIOUSLY
MOOOOOOO!
If you're going to the Maldives, WLW, how are you going to print all of our messages and make your witty, sarcastic comments?
Will it be like a Saturday, when the messages aren't changed, yet we still check eagerly to see if there's anything new? Or will club140 receive another WLW?
If they do, he/she/it won't be nearly as good as you...
The DimGirl (from the molehole)
Fear not! I have oodles of letters and
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