The Mega-Zine Museum

August 2, 2001

LADY OF THE DEAD Whoever said he had nothing to fear but fear itself has obviously never seen me first thing in the morning. Nor me.

FRANK THE POTATO WLW or anyone — is it worth being friends with someone who treats you like dirt ALL the time, even if they're just joking? A definite no!

HAIRY MARY "Raindrops keep falling on my head... la de da de da..." Umbrella — that's all ya need. I hope I was of service. Yeah. You were. Thanks.

10 THINGS THAT WOULD LOOK SO MUCH BETTER PINK AND SPARKLY:

1. Minis
2. Kittens
3. Flares
4. Black (too dark, not enough pink or sparkle)
5. Grass
6. Chickens
7. Pikachu
8. Chocolate
9. My Bass guitar
10. WLW

A Pink Sparkly Fraggle.

Not sure about pink and sparkly kittens

AND NEITHER IS MAVIS!

HELLO!

I have been an avid reader of 'Zine for about a year now but have never had anything interesting enough to send in.

But the other day, I was horrifed to see that Parsley Possum, yes, good ol' Possum, had written into B*ckch*t (my brother was reading it) wanting to know about Josh Hartnett websites!

Surely this is a mistake? Tell us it ain't true!

Any other 'Ziners live in Bromley?

Bootleg Tulip

I suspect foul play —

LOT OF IT GOING ON!

WLW

I have a new friend, a carnivorous plant with a horribly long Latin name and he eats flies. I have named him Fluffy.

Please note this has nothing to do with Fluffy The Evil One. I don't think he is green and drowns and digests flies in jug-shaped liquid-filled flowers.

Besides, Fluffy TEO would never fit on my window ledge.

Milton (and me)

I'm pretty darn sure he wouldn't —

HE'S 8'9", YOU KNOW!

IF ZINERS WERE IN BIG BROTHER:

Fluffy The Evil One

I think you may have successfully upset

AT LEAST HALF A DOZEN 'ZINERS!

THE 12TH LEMON

Monkey Island! Brilliant! I thought nobody else had ever heard of it!

And something that I'm finding increasingly irritating when I read 'Zine is this fabled 'Pigeon Street'. As far as I remember, it was Pigeon LANE.

And the best thing about Pigeon Lane was Long Distance Clara! The first famous female truck driver. She was a demon.

1929

I have absolutely no idea what the

BLUE BLAZES YER ON ABOUT HERE!

'ZINERS AND WLW

Right, you know how letters can get lost in the post... well, do you think that e-mails to 'Zine just go wandering off into cyberspace, never actually reaching their hallowed destination at WLW Towers?

If so, where do they go? Where do our ranting messages and strange poems hang out? I swear I've e-mailed you lot plenty of times and I have never seen my name on the screen.

TheGirlWithTheBends

Well, you have to allow for my moods,

AND ALSO HOW LAZY I'M FEELING

FILM TRAILERS

Have you noticed that on film trailers, it is always the same man that does the voice-over? Some 40-year-old with a really gravelly and 'cool' sounding accent.

I bet he gets loads and lives in a mansion somewhere. Or maybe it's a group of identical sounding quadruplets who share the dosh they receive. I wish I had that kind of voice.

The Man With The Golden Bun

He does sound in need of a lozenge —

THAT MUCH I DO KNOW

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