The Mega-Zine Museum
July 20—21, 2001
LE ENFANT TERRIBLE If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? I'd call Arsenal and ask them why Sol Campbell? Why?
MILTON AND ME And the nun said... not even if you were Jesus! (De dum chaah!) That's quite enough of that, thank you.
BROKEN BUBBLES I live on air, water, food and e-mail. It's all you need, matey. And a smattering of chocolate, naturally.
IF 'ZINERS WERE SKITTLES:
| Fluffy: | Red (Strawberry) | — | Everyone likes the red ones |
| Gutless Wonder: | Yellow (Lemon) | — | Boring |
| Savage Cabbage: | Orange (Orange) | — | I like orange Skittles! |
| Mystical Doorknob: | Green (Lime) | — | Underrated |
| Glitter Junkie: | Purple (Blackcurrant) | — | Purple rocks! |
| Le Enfant Terrible: | All of them (you know when you "taste the rainbow") | — | no comment necessary! |
Miss World
And so Mr Terrible's fan club
GROWS AND GROWS
WLW
As much as you are a legend, why have you not printed my letters? I've sent three recently... Miss McPhisto thinks I'm being rude!
Oh, and Man With The Golden Bun, you have captured my heart but, as I am a woman, you must propose to me.
WLW — print this or the kitty gets it!
Love (especially Golden Bun),
Angel of Harlem
It's a real lovey-dovey day today —
I'M COME OVER ALL FUZZY AND WARM
REVELATION!
As a respectable member of the law-abiding 'Zine community, I feel it nothing less than my duty to reveal that Despotic Banana has a criminal record!
Of course, he will no doubt protest his innocence, but he has a shady past. And he doesn't like Radiohead!
Is that enough grassing, WLW? Can I have my Snickers back now?
Socialist Guerrilla
Criminal record?
ARE WE TALKING STEPS OR HEAR'SAY?
YELLO JELLO
I like your mates' nicknames, especially BEEF! Nice!
Anyhooo, me and my mates also have some "goodly woodly" nicknames, too.
I have quite a lot of my own actually, here are a few...
Loadercarder, Sbom, Expholiate, Polyfrog, Spinner, Nibbs and some of my mates are Han, Jelly, WapWap, Someone, Kooka... etc.
Hope these entertained or puzzled you!
Polythene
Puzzled, I think. Definitely puzzled.
I MEAN WAPWAP? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
DEAR WLW AND OTHER 'ZINERS
- Where has Miss Tristesse gone? I worshipped her and loved her!
- Why do Parsley's jokes sound like a Jim Davidson one? (ie: NOT FUNNY)
- Do I know another 'Zine member? I think her brother's in a band in Leeds.
- Why have Weezer pulled out of Leeds and Reading fests?
DrLozBaker
PS: WLW — are you off on holiday this year? If you are, who's going to look after 'Zine?
I'm going to the Maldives!
DAVORD WILL BE MY ABLE DEPUTY
MY THEORY
I reckon WLW is actually a bunch of lads who get up at 1pm, read and laugh at all our funny letters, pick their eight faves for that day, then go to the pub for the rest of the afternoon with the big bundle of cash they get from Teletext.
I've seen you — four or five suspicious young whippersnappers in the Fox and Duck!
The Man With The Golden Bun
No, couldn't have been us —
WE'RE BARRED FROM THE FOX AND DUCK
MY FAVE THINGS
My cat, my guitar, my drums, my bike, Quiggins in Liverpool, Pigeon Street, the internet, my trainers, Southport Pleasureland, Alton Towers, gingerbread men, my bed, strawberries, my ear piercing, the camel I adopted at Chester Zoo, my lovebirds, my Liverpool scarf, Monkey Island and my best mate Helen.
The 12th Lemon
I adopted a penguin at London Zoo —
I LOVE PENGUINS, ME
