The Mega-Zine Museum

June 6, 2001

HUMMINGBIRD OF PREY I imagine WLW to be a clever, sensitive and sarcastic llama, with a pencil behind her ear. You been checking out my webcam?

THE RED WALL Missing: one faded red sock, size six with a hole in the toe. Last seen entering the wash basket. If you find it, have a look for a pair of blue pants as well, yeah?

FLACCID COOKIE WLW — you're witty. Are you from Walsall by any chance? Funny you should say that... no!

'ZINERS

Only two TV programmes ever scared me. One was Willo The Wisp, the other was those Riddlers.

I'm sure that I've seen those vile little creatures swapping babies in maternity wards.

Also, the fact that they're both about as ugly as Satan's own pet warthog makes me wonder exactly what the creators were on!

I'm glad Scooby Doo is back on CITV. Altogether, "Scooby dooby doo!"

Parsley Possum

Yikes! Is it the janitor?

I THINK IT PROBABLY IS

AL, THE AFRO TAMER

First of all, let me congratulate you on your name, surely the second best on 'Zine behind Bolivian Raggamuffin!

Secondly, I am not one of the ones who hang around by the man on the horse. Too many Limp Bizkit fans in one place can damage a young man's mind!

If you read 'Zine regularly, you should know what I look like. So, if you come up to me in Wolverhampton, I will tell you if I'm me or else I'll keep you guessing!

Fluffy The Evil One

He's 5'6", blond, cropped hair and

ANSWERS TO THE NAME OF KEITH!

SPIDERS VS SNAILS

I like spiders! You can scare people with them, or feed them to your cat. What's more, Spiderman is one of my favourite superheroes (aside from Superman, Batman and Earthworm Jim). And spiders are so versatile!

BUT... with snails, you can watch them crawl across a path all day and then, when they're near the end, put them at the start again.

I have too much free time.

Rala Rwdins

You do... but what a great gag!

NEVER BEEN BIG ON SNAILS, ME

JUST A THOUGHT...

for all 'Zinefolk. Are oranges called oranges because they are orange? Or is orange called orange because it's the colour of oranges? Hmmmmm.

I guarantee you'll all be thinking about it for weeks. Well, minutes anyway.

Thank you for listening.

Afterglow

I thought about it, I dunno,

I DON'T CARE, SORRY!

PARSNIP

Oooh, get you! Of course it's wrong for people to think two good-looking gay guys in confinement have a chance of getting it on.

They know they are representing the gay community, they know if they got it on the papers would be like "told you so". That's why Brian is having to repress his feelings.

I imagine it's got to the stage where they've entered the "just friends" territory, like straight people.

Not So Odd

Repress his feelings? It's not possible

THAT BRIAN MIGHT NOT FANCY JOSH?

'ZINERS

I saw a most amusing and ironic happening today.

While wandering about on my paper round, I spotted a "Fireplace and Heating Installation" van driving past, with the men inside devoid of clothing on their upper halves (as was I), due to the heat of the day.

Frank The Potato

Oooh, Frankie, you shouldn't say things

LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE MY AGE!

MY TURN! MY TURN!

Sky Warrior

It's the 'Male... I think'

THAT CONCERNS ME

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