Mega-Zine Museum: Letters

July 2, 2001

APATHY'S CHILD Why does the Thames run through London? It would get mugged if it walked! Boom boom! So, what are you saying? Get mugged indeed.

LE ENFANT TERRIBLE Me? Cute? Grrrrrrr (was that convincingly not cute?) Nah, we still don't believe you.

LADY OF THE DEAD Me and my magical geese spent all last summer running clockwise around Somerset to make crop circles and now someone else is taking the credit! That was you?

ZINE GIRLBAND!

We've had the boyband, courtesy of my beautiful wife Broccoli, now it's the girlband:

Broccoli:	The beautiful and extremely talented one.
Kiss The Goose:	The gobby and slightly loopy one!
Calamity Jayne:	The one in the band for her "assets".
Twix McGoo:	The cute and gorgeous one.

Fluffy The Evil One

I thought it best to leave out

WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT GUTLESS WONDER!

MEGAZINE

In BIG letters, on the wall of the local bus station

"Love — Faith — Piece"

I take it the writer missed English class that day...

Sweet Sister of Night

Blimey, if graffiti is your thing —

AT LEAST CHECK YOUR DIKSHUNERRY

PIGEON STREET

I remember it! It was cool! It had a rad theme tune too! It was like South Park, but waaay better. I mean, the fact that it was made out of paper.

Also, does anyone remember the Sh Sh Shoe People?

Offspring-Rules

The Sh Sh Shoe People?

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US FURTHER

ANOTHER WEDDING

Who is invited to the wedding of Le Enfant Terrible and The Pedantic 1:

WLW:	Bridesmaid/Pageboy.
Davord:	Priest.
Parsley:	Old geezer that moans and doesn't realise where he is.
Odd Foz:	Best Man.
Hippie From Saturn:	DJ at reception.

Anyone else?

The Pedantic 1

You need an embarrassing uncle/auntie —

NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE I WONDER?

WLW, A FAVOUR OL' BUDDY

I discovered Fluffy's e-mail address on Planet Sound, so I e-mailed him, revealing my identity. I was rather disconcerted to learn that Fluffy knows someone named Michael who claims to be the one true Possum!

WLW, be on the lookout for imposters and only accept letters from my address. I will never hand write.

I'm Parsley Possum, yes, I'm the real possum...

Are all the other Parsley Possum's

JUST IMITATING?

AREN'T PAPERCLIPS GREAT?

I just love 'em! I like the black ones, red ones are good and silver ones are the natural choice for the minimalist.

My favourite ones are the stripey 'zebra' ones — they are the best.

What do the rest of you think? And WLW... you totally fancy Le Enfant!

The Hoopiest Frood

Isn't that slander? Or libel?

I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHICH IS WHICH

NICKNAMES

My mates and I have the weirdest nicknames. I want people to write in if they have any better, so here you go:

Froggy, Snaz, Laa-Laa, Beef, Frizzy and Bob.

I am not deranged, don't anybody say that, I am perfectly normal... I think.

Yellow Jello

Yellow Jello? Normal? Whatever happened

TO KEVIN OR KEITH?

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