The Mega-Zine Museum
May 15, 2001
LE ENFANT TERRIBLE According to Fluffy, I look like Jamie Oliver. For that comment, I'm making broccoli stew. You look like Jamie Oliver? Hey hey hey!
MYSTICAL DOORKNOB I remember when I was young and naive. I would read 'Zine and wonder what it was all about. Older and wiser, I read 'Zine and still wonder wot it's all about. Me loo, love.
PARSLEY POSSUM Every cloud has a silver lining, especially if you live in Sellafield. Ha ha ha ha ha... Oh, dear.
'ZINERS
Why, oh, why are the majority of flavours in a packet/tub/box/tube of sweets just disgusting?
| Roses | — | too few Strawberry Cremes, lots of nuts. |
| Skittles | — | too few red/purple ones, lots of yellow/green ones. |
| Miniature Heroes | — | too few Twirls, lots of Time Outs. |
This could carry on for ever, but you see my point, don't you?
The One With Little Significance
As someone who'll eat anything,
EVEN LIQUORICE... NO!
KEN?
Have you noticed how Ken Livingstone sounds just like Henry's Cat? The similarity is uncanny!
I've picked up on this because I, just like Henry's Cat, have the blight of sounding like Ken Livingstone!
Sir Whence Pitchfork
Could be worse, you could sound like
WILLIAM HAGUE
LADY OF THE DEAD
I, too, love the wonder that is The Trap Door. Berk is the kewlest blue creature since X-Men's Nightcrawler. Drutt never fails to make me laugh. The Creature reminds me of Davord as well.
Does anyone remember Count Duckula and Dangermouse? Kids' TV today is rubbish.
Silvan Draconis
You are soooooooo right,
DANGERMOUSE WAS THE BUSINESS
DEAR WLW
I was walking down the street the other day when I thought I needed to spend some money, so I popped into the local shop.
I looked for the price of beans — there weren't any. I then went to find the price of Pot Noodles — they didn't have any. I then looked for chewing gum — again they didn't have any.
I then realised I had walked into a barbers... silly me!
DrLozBaker
Happens to me all the time... though
IT'S USUALLY THE BUILDING SOCIETY
CHATROOMS
I went into a chatroom the other day on the net and nobody was there. I decided to talk to myself to see what it looked like.
I then swiftly left as I realised how sad I was. But thank God nobody saw!
Tiger In Blueprint
I've told you before... nobody goes in
THE B*CKCH*T CHATROOM ANY MORE!
LOVE
Love is great, isn't it? Having someone there for you all the time, someone who loves you unconditionally, finds you perfect, someone who...
(Note: sick bags can be located under your seat, emergency exits can be found on your right and straight ahead is a selection of giant metal bars.)
Aaah, I love you Fluffy...
Broccoli The Evil One
Oh pleeeeeeeeeease —
I'VE JUST HAD MY LUNCH!
'ZINERS
I was listening PROPERLY to my Smiths CD this morning and I think Moz must have been a genius or lunatic — there is a very fine line between the two.
A snatch of The Queen Is Dead:
"So, I broke into the palace With a sponge and a rusty spanner. She said: 'I know you, you cannot sing' I said: 'That's nothing — you should hear me play piano'."
Rather funny at 6.30am.
Loopy Lil
He was a one for the quirky lyric
WAS MOZZA
