The Mega-Zine Museum

May 13, 2001

PROUD PRINCE OF PRIVILEGED PILCHARDS Has anyone else ever heard of those clinical sleep trials? How cool is that — being paid to sleep! Zzzzzzzzz... huh?

GUTLESS WONDER My letter to NME basically said that JDB can perch next to me whenever he wants. Know Your Enemy is fantastic... Yeah, got it.

FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Haven't given B*ckch*t a kicking for a while, so let's all have a go at the Westlife-worshippping saddos. Hurrah — let's!

WLW

As amusing as the thought may be, I don't think the Manics ever recorded a song about pie. But I know a band who have:

Track down a copy — it's kewl.

CarWashSuperstar

Oh dear —

I FEEL A MANICS COVER COMING ON

A FEW POINTS:

1. I eat innocent meat.
2. I hate the fool I am.
3. What you won't do, I will.
4. Cradle Of Filth are the best band ever.

Broken Bubbles

Innocent meat? As opposed to

GUILTY MEAT? ME NO UNDERSTAND

DEAR 'ZINERS

That's enough about squirrels vs goats. Let's have a new topic: long hair vs short hair.

Long hair is best because you can do so many things with it.

Short hair is... well... you can't do a lot really.

Tod's Long-Haired Freak

But short hair is easy to keep — like

WHEN YOU GO IN THE SEA ON HOLIDAY?

WOLFIE FOR PRIME MINISTER

If I was Prime Minister, I would make the world a better place. I'd wipe out Third World debt, ban Westlife and make WLW my right-hand 'it'.

So — vote world domination, vote Wolfie!

Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex

Does Mavis get to live at Downing St

WITH US? WILL WE HAVE SKY TV?

EVIL ENGLISH TEACHERS

Someone mentioned about hating English teachers and I feel inclined to agree. What is it that makes them so evil?

I guess it's the fact that they make you read stories with pointless words in like "wherefore". Why couldn't Shakespeare just use normal words like "in"?

Then they expect you to write an essay on it, though my mind tends to wander to more important issues like, are goats really better than squirrels?

The Mindtrap

My English teacher, Mrs Morgan, was

GREAT — BUT THEN, SHE WAS WELSH

TWISTED TART, TWISTED TROLLEY ETC...

When will you learn? Dursty boy is MINE! I had the best feel of his bod when I invaded the stage and yes, WLW, there is a lot of bod but it's all first class!

As for squirrels vs goats, I vote for squirrels any day. They are gradually eating all the peanuts in the world, and so ridding us of peanut butter. Goats just eats flowers and stuff.

The 12th Lemon

As someone who suffers from hay fever —

I'M WITH THE GOATS!

SAYING HELLO

I wanna say hi to my friends Madge, Bhangra, Mad Melissa and Vicki. They are the best mates in the world. They may be a little insane, but we all have our flaws, right?

WLW — I sort of ate your postman when I was visiting WLW Towers. Sorry, but a tiger's gotta eat you know!

Tigergirl 'Tubbs'

Damn these school trips —

YOU KEEP AWAY FROM WLW TOWERS, OK?

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