The Mega-Zine Museum
April 20—21, 2001
SOL I was reading about how NXT wanted a soulmate, and realised how much we have in common — I also love Gorillaz and Eminem. How do I contact him? What is this, some kinda sad dating show?
SQUASHED STRAWBERRY, HECTOR'S HOUSE I can do contortions, can anyone else? No, but I do an impression of Eminem.
ALF, THE UNSTOPPABLE SPROUT I had a dilemma this morning. Do I buy a packet of cheese and onion crisps, or write to 'Zine? Wish I'd bought the crisps. Oi!
ETIQUETTE HIPPY
WLW kidnap me? Not a chance, mate. I am the Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex. I am immortal. I have lived for 21 billion years and WLW has lived for... well, I'm not sure. She still looks as young as the day she was genetically engineered.
Anyway, I've only been kidnapped by a handful of people and always survived. But the last time... Woah! Now THAT was close!
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
Parsley's men involved perchance?
I WOULDN'T BE AT ALL SURPRISED
A TRUE STORY
There's a thing outside my bedroom window
What it is, I do not know
I awoke at night
With a terrible fright
'Cos I thought it was a UFO.
Well, actually, it's a lamp post. It just looks a bit like a UFO... No, really...
Vanilla
Cheese before bedtime again?
HOW MANY TIMES MUST YOU BE TOLD!
WLW AND 'ZINERS
Five ironic cover versions for the 'Zine album:
Dancing In The Moonlight — Slipknot
Teenage Dirtbag — Craig David
Pure And Simple — Limp Bizkit
Disposable Teens — Nelly Furtado
Last Resort — Atomic Kitten
NXT, Tha Lonely Homosapien
How about It Wasn't Me — Puff Daddy?
HA HA HA HA... OH, PLEASE YOURSELVES
HI EVERYBODY!
Like NXT, I'm looking for my soulmate too. Thing is, I lost her once already.
So, if any older 'Ziners remember the young boy opposite them on the train at St Ives, many years ago (or you know someone who does), I'm sure WLW will print your letter!
Soundproof Misfit, The
Let's face it —
THE CHANCES AREN'T GOOD, ARE THEY?
HEY, WLW
I was just wondering — what do you do with all the letters that are sent to the 'Zine? Do you keep any or just chuck them all?
If you chuck them... DON'T! I'll have them, I think they would make interesting wallpaper.
Lady Feinnes
No way! Keeping 'em all for a book —
'WLW — THE TRUTH BEHIND THE LEGEND'
HELLO PARSLEY POSSUM
I must say, you do intrigue me. I'm now curious as to what you think of me...
Cynical headbanger, loves martial arts films, gets blown away by the music of Lenny Kravitz (although I think you have good taste regarding Bon Jovi), obsessed with acts of honour and integrity.
One friend reckons I was a Japanese man in a former life.
Lucozade Lover
Parsley, mate — yer fan club just keeps
GROWING AND GROWING!
ME, ABRIDGED
Female, 5'8", very tall in stilettos. 17, but nearly 'of age'. Long brown hair, size 10 but not skinny. I wear clothes that are mostly black — labels are OK but only on the inside.
I study dance and the dramatic arts. I'm in London, shared house, half a motorbike, some snails, dogs. Great sense of humour, dignity.
I choose to name drop Nirvana, Offspring, Hole, Green Day, Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd.
The Snork Mistress
Half a motorbike?
I'M INTRIGUED
