The Mega-Zine Museum
April 11, 2001
BLUE-HAIRED-CHUGGER I'm not alone in this village — me and the carrier bag get along just fine. I'm scared... anybody else?
BROKEN BUBBLES WLW — have you ever tapped your feet to any Smiths' songs? No, but I did find myself wiggling my backside to Love Cats the other day.
VANILLA My poem:
I saw a boy I hate,
I stomped all over his toes,
he turned around and smiled,
and punched me on the nose!
Fair play to him, I say.
GLITTER JUNKIE
Aaaahhh, I remember when my first letter was printed on 'Zine, just over a year ago.
I'd just got in from school, sat down and started reading. Then I got to the first page and there it was, at the bottom! My doughnut letter! I went mental!
I never thought I would get printed. Thanks WLW!
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
My pleasure — I am here to serve...
AND REPRIMAND WHERE NECESSARY!
IF 'ZINERS WERE CHAIRS:
WLW — Comfy armchair grandpa sits in
Fluffy — Wooden stool covered in silk
Parsley — Wooden stool, minus the silk
Odd Foz — Beautiful, but modest sofa
Me — Chaise Longue
PC Stu — One of those '70s plastic things (dead and gone)
Penelope, Demon Pineapple
I'm afraid grandpa has competition —
MY CAT ALWAYS TAKES THE COMFY CHAIR
MY DETAILS:
I am male, below average height, slim build. People laugh when they see my face.
I like "dark pop" (Gorillaz) and rap music (Del and Eminem).
My most inspiring 'Ziners are Arianne, Bob Bob The Bob and The Fridge.
My life's ambition is to find my soulmate.
NXT, Tha Lonely Homosapien
So, if you like the sound of NXT,
CALL US ON 0898...
BABES AND DUDES
I'm so happy — Bad Girls is back!
Anyway... hi Glitter Junkie. Where have you been hiding? I can't agree with the "Limp Bizkit are ugly" thing 'cos I find myself strangely attracted to chubby men such as Mr Durst.
There must be someone out there who agrees with me? OK, I'm alone on this one.
Twisted Tart
Yes — you are very much alone... I mean,
FRED DURST? YOU SURE? NOOOOOOOOO!
BLACK WIDOW
You seem great, so how would you like to be my PR person? As for my e-mail address, I don't have one yet (I use boring old stamps), but I will by the time this letter is screened!
Now, WLW, as for the idea of me releasing a single, how about a whole album of covers as chosen by the great 'Zine public?
Any suggestions?
Fluffy The Evil One
Fight Song by Marilyn Manson —
IN THE STYLE OF LEANN RIMES?
A LAW CALLED SOD'S
Why is it, when in hospital, you never get treated by a young, attractive nurse but the old, matron lookalike instead? Am I in the minority here?
Also, on the programme Son Of God, why was WLW not mentioned? Disgraceful!
I'll be writing a strong letter to the BBC methinks.
Arnold Schwarzenappy
I ticked the box for "no publicity",
IN ORDER TO PRESERVE MY ANONYMITY
WHO SHOT PHIL MITCHELL?
Maybe the shooting was faked by the BBC; not only that, but Phil, and the entire cast of EastEnders, are actually actors and not real at all.
But I'm probably wrong. British TV viewers are surely far too intelligent to take it so seriously if EastEnders really was just a soap opera.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Pauline Fowler — she's real, but
THE REST ARE ACTORS... BAD ACTORS
