The Mega-Zine Museum
April 5, 2001
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over just sitting there. Too profound for a Thursday.
BLUE-HAIRED-CHUGGER Scary thought of the day — where I live, we have a place called 'Rampant Horse Lane'... need I say more? No, best leave it there!
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Dark Grey Wolf — can I borrow your brain, please, 'cos I'm building myself an idiot? Oh dear.
DEAR WLW
I have decided to live on cabbage alone, due to my new-found love and devotion to a cabbage of the savage kind. All I crave is cabbage.
In a 'Zine full of possums and wolves, we have a pure and holy cabbage to guide us.
And for the 'Zine anthem, we should have Under The Bridge by RHCP.
Daisy Dead Petal
Do you really wanna end up a
DAISY CABBAGE? I THINK NOT!
WLW
Just want people to know that I'm not a one-letter wonder. I just can't think of anything interesting to say right now.
Oh, apart from an observation. All my funny letters are ignored, but as soon as I write in having a go at another 'Ziner... it's printed!
Conclusion: WLW is a distant relative of Jerry Springer, just here to cause trouble.
The Metallic Hippie
Uncle Jezza taught me all I know —
I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF TROUBLE
IF 'ZINERS WERE FISH
WLW — Catfish
Psychedelic Gloom — Pilchard
Davord — Shark
Parsley Possum — Sea Bass
Plughole Fantasy — Cod
Narcolepsy the Electrician — Piranha
She Who Lost The Plot — Goldfish
Me — Swordfish
Violent Protest
Catfish —
LIKE IT, LIKE IT
HI, PINK MAFIA
I totally agree. It does feel like an '80s revival' doesn't it? And about time, too!
I hear through the grapevine that the brilliant Kim Wilde may be releasing a new album, and Five Star — remember them? They're bringing out a box set of their hits, I believe.
Anyway, the 'Zine anthem should be Don't You Want Me by the Human League.
The '80s Throwback
Cracking idea!
'TIS A FINE OLD CHOON
FLUFFY
Here, let's pamper your ego a little... (to a background chant of Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy") —
"There he is, our rock star hero, Fluffy... the saviour of music" (cue hordes of women flinging themselves at you).
That's my little attempt at making dreams come true. If you want the fan club, you're gonna have to tell everyone your e-mail address and hire a PR person.
Black Widow
And you need to release a single too —
GOT ANYTHING IN MIND, FLUFFMAN?
HAIL, PEOPLE OF THE 'ZINE
Firstly, why do we keep bickering over silly things like the best band and why no one can like Limp Bizkit any more now they've got a good chart position?
Secondly, if Trendies read the 'Zine, they can't be ordinary trash — I mean, not if they like the 'Zine!
And thirdly, what happened to Plughole Fantasy?
Little Wolf On Campus
I was just thinking the other day —
WHERE IS PLUGGY? ANYONE KNOW?
GUTLESS WONDER
Re: cabbages. Is Fidel Castro a cabbage? Does he care? Do you care? Do I care? Does it have any relevance to you being a cabbage?
To be fair, Castro doesn't write rubbish letters to 'Zine, but he is a ruthless sycophant and hypocrite. He shamelessly kissed the feet of Manics when rock music was considered a deviance under his regime.
Parsley "Who's Your Daddy?" Possum
Ewwwww... kissing Piefield's feet —
PUT ME RIGHT OFF ME TEA NOW!
