The Mega-Zine Museum

February 19, 2001

SPIKE'S BABE The world smells of cheese, all food tastes like chicken and B*ckch*t smells like a cat's litter tray. Can't argue with you there.

THE PEDANTIC 1 I've herd that text messaging can afect ur speling, butt as u can tell it hasent afected mee att all, hass it? Two rite it hasent.

UNCONTROLLABLE LAMPOST OF WISDOM I'm sure I put that mousemat around here somewhere. Someone's nicked mine too — just what is going on?

LOVE OR WAR?

As long as I am in power, love will always conquer war because there will BE no war.

Everyone will accept my rise to power and nobody will argue with me, otherwise I will make them join the Baha Men.

And, I will marry the beautiful Wusky.

Socialist Guerilla

Nooooooooooooo...

NOT THE BAHA MEN!

LAW OF NINENESS

OK, I thought I was so clever writing about the law of nineness helping to solve quantum mechanics. But I was wrong... VERY wrong.

The answer is not 7, EVER! And, because I was relying on this, I did not revision (I read 'Zine instead). I have now failed. You're a bad influence, you know.

Muffin of the Mystical Variety

It's not? Darn...

I WAS LIKE SOOOOOOO SURE — SORRY

TAP-DANCING MIDGET ON STILTS

It has come to my attention that not only has Davord gone missing, but so has Egg-Shaped Ian. What can have happened to them? Maybe they ran away. Should we send a search party?

OK — Parsley Possum, you go that way, Broken Bubbles, you go this way and WLW, you follow that road and take the third left.

I'll stay here in case they phone. Happy hunting!

Eazy Chicken

Maybe they ran away together? You know,

I KNEW THEY WERE CLOSE BUT...

BRACE YOURSELVES...

Atomic Kitten aren't number one because the song is good. Oh no, it is indeed because Kerry is with child. And all the Westlife fans feel really guilty.

And I wouldn't be surprised if Westlife get to number one because of guilty Atomic Kitten fans.

I know a townie who teases me 'cos of my Wheatus hoodie. Conniving son of a...

Greendaze Gimp

Surely ALL Atomic Kitten fans

SHOULD FEEL VERY, VERY GUILTY?

'ZINE

Quick question: am I the only fan of both Andrew Lloyd Webber and Limp Bizkit? Resounding silence, thought so.

OK, another quick question: isn't Cats the best musical in the world ever? Not doing very well here, am I?

K, good one this time. Jacob Brent and Fred Durst, both sexy man-beasts. Am I right?

Bombalurina

What you are in need of, my dear,

IS SOME SERIOUS THERAPY

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME...

I don't like chocolate or coffee.
I'm an atheist.
I believe in the theory of evolution.
I use my brain before I open my mouth.
I don't like the Manics.
I think it's pathetic when people make fun of the musical preferences of others.
I don't care about appearance as long as the personality is interesting.
I like Scooby Doo and still watch it, even though I'm nearly 17.

Silvan Draconis

All well and good but...

DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE? SCUSE ME?

'ZINERS AND WLW

How's it going? Good, good...

Here's some stats:

Outrageous Alien

Hey hey hey!

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