The Mega-Zine Museum
February 15, 2001
BROKEN BUBBLES WLW — it doesn't take a rebel to sing along to Barrel Of A Gun. Just the best darn voice in rawk!
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX I have enough money to last me a lifetime, as long as I don't buy anything. Not even vast quantities of chocolate? Poor baby.
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE WLW — if you woke up naked in the Spurs club shop and the only thing to wear was the kit, what would you do? There's a lot to be said for naturism.
WLW
We might not agree musically, although we both seem to like The Cure and The Smiths, but we agree that ageism stinks!
I can't stand people saying 'oh, that's sixth-form poetry' etc. Half the sixth formers I know don't even know what poetry is! But some do — some people that age have more brains than adults, so let's leave it at that.
Miss Tristesse
OK — let's leave it there then...
SO, WHADDA WE THINK OF AFI?
HEY 'ZINE PEOPLE
What annoys me is when you wanna go and see your favourite bands, ie My Vitriol, Snow Patrol, Idlewild, Deftones... and what do they do? They play gigs in bars so under-18s can't get in, or they play a million miles away from your town!
It's soooo not fair... Grrrrr! It makes me want to eat people. Don't ask me why, it just does.
Tigergirl from Dundee
Bonny Dundee — home of cake, marmalade,
UNITED, DRAFFENS — AND MY NAN!
'ZINE ANTHEM
What about a 'Zine band to play this much debated 'Zine anthem?
| Lead Vocals: | Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex |
| Lead Guitar: | Little Miss Metalhead |
| Bass Guitar: | Silvan Draconis |
| Drums: | Apathy's Child |
| Shaky Percussion Egg: | Me (my talents are not musical) |
| Roadie 1: | WLW (bet you have a few tales to tell!) |
| Roadie 2: | Parsley Possum |
The Snork Mistress
I have many, many tales to tell
BUT I CAN'T BE BOUGHT! WELL...
A WORD OF WARNING!
You have all been blessed with an extremely special gift, the use of which is within your own hands. However, if you are to totally appreciate this gift, you must first become devoid of the vomit-inducing, migraine-causing, debilitating effects of a disease known as Limp Bizkititis.
Avoid it like the plague. It is proving to be dangerously infectious.
An Intelligence From Beyond The Kosmos
Yes, now then, Limp Bizkit —
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
IF 'ZINERS WERE ROCK STARS:
| Dark Grey Wolf: | Marilyn Manson |
| Parsley Possum: | Trent Reznor |
| Cheeky Lord Chuzzle: | Nicky Wire |
| Plughole Fantasy: | Richey Edwards |
Anyone else got any suggestions?
Resident Weirdo
How 'bout Psychedelic Gloom as
FRED DURST? DON'T ASK ME WHY
THE ANTI-MSP BRIGADE
You know those flaps of skin that are attached to the side of your head? Well, I suggest that you use them, people.
All five of MSPs albums are beautiful, different, inspiring, poignant, and the sixth will be the same. But I suppose you can show someone a painting by Jackson Pollock and all they will see is blobs of paint on a canvas.
The Gutless Wonder
'Blobs Of Paint On Canvas' — that was
JACKSON POLLOCK? I LIKED THAT ONE
WLW! OI! NO!
You say you quite like Limp Bizkit — shame on you! How can you QUITE like them? Everyone should be forced to LOVE them — or be executed.
As for you, Nob of Norbex, as was quite rightly stated by Savage Cabbage — I used to like you, now I don't.
Reason with me here people, please.
Twisted Trolley
When did I say I quite liked Bizkit?
I DO THINK THEY'RE FUNNY, HOWEVER
