The Mega-Zine Museum

January 28, 2001

SIBERIAN TIGRESS Someone gave me some brilliant advice — if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. True. My cat will testify to that.

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN BUN Does WLW stand for We Loathe Westlife? If it doesn't, then it should! No, but I do!

THE GUTLESS WONDER Manics Depressive — don't you mean Jamesons Irish Whiskey and Coke or Can of Heineken Man? Whatever it is about JDB which appeals to me you don't have. Like money?

SALUTATIONS

Is anyone with me in setting up a We Love (to hate) Parsley Possum group? We could support casualties of the Possum's acid tongue and campaign for a ban on these hallowed pages for the grumpy old coward.

Too long we have suffered this **** on this plane of existence. Its insults are childish and crude, for one!

Are ya with me?

Lonely Pine From The Forest Of Misery

But if we ban the Possum, who on earth

WOULD EVERYONE ELSE MOAN ABOUT?

'ZINERS

I have size 10 feet and yes, I'm a girl! I'm also 5'9", have a very pale complexion with short brown hair (currently growing out a skinhead — don't ask) and I have my lip pierced.

I love anything from Machinehead to Radiohead, especially Nirvana, Camden, baggy clothes and all that is kitsch, kooky or kreepy!

Resident Weirdo

What's going on here?

HAVE I STARTED A DATING AGENCY?

FAIRY CAKE

Ironic pyjamas? I've had weird pyjamas. They were these Lion King ones that glowed in the dark. They were well cool.

Now I wear blue pyjamas. They have to be blue.

My dream pyjamas would have wolves on. But I can't actually find any with wolves on. So for the moment they are fantasy pyjamas.

Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex

Glow in the dark pyjamas?

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

PARSLEY POSSUM

I do not claim Placebo to be a rock band. As far as I am concerned they are a pop band.

I listen to pop music because it makes me dance. I also listen to pop music because it gives out a positive message.

I find both these factors with Placebo. I actually find the majority of rock music dull and rather insignificant.

Love and fairy dust,

A Mars Landing Miss Moneypenny

I'd be fascinated to know what

WESTLIFE'S 'POSITIVE MESSAGE' IS!

THE 'ZINE NATIONAL ANTHEM

It's quite obvious, isn't it? The 'Zine anthem has to be Smells Like 'Zine Spirit by Nirvana.

It's blatantly obvious because it mentions the word 'Zine in the title and we want something that stands the test of time — that song is ten years old and still sounds fresh.

And we want something good (ie, no MSP, Placebo or Slipknot).

Fluffy The Evil One

As long as it's got nothing to do with

WESTLIFE — I DON'T CARE

DAVE THE ORANGUTANG

It's not a saddle on a pole, it's a saddle on a green hand. It's stupid and nowhere near as wonderful as the hippo, and the hippo has been there for years.

I was born and bred in Walsall and am very proud of my town. I was NOT a QM girl either!

By the way, what's a sneering Kev?

The Beautiful Stone Hippo (by Tesco)

Saddle on a green hand?

WHY? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

OK MY TURN, MY TURN

Falling Angel

Violet eyes? Violet?

NOBODY HAS VIOLET EYES, SURELY?

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