The Mega-Zine Museum
January 12—13, 2001
EVOLUTION: AN ANALOGY
People say that evolution cannot have occurred because it is greatly improbable, despite the evidence that it did take place.
Do these people go around telling lottery winners that they can't have won, despite them being in possession of the winning ticket, just because the probability is tiny?
Parsley 'Devil Hands' Possum
I think if I ever met a lottery winner,
I'D BE DISCUSSING A DONATION!
COME ON PARSLEY
What is your problem with Dark Grey Wolf? Surely the fact that he (or is it she?) rambles on for an entire page of the otherwise brilliant 'Zine, is no reason to make a judgement about him/her?
Incidentally, Secluded Rainbow, you must be extremely sad to watch either Pokemon or Digimon at all.
The Cheshire Cat
Oh dear — how to lose friends and
INFLUENCE NOBODY!
GREETINGS FROM THE WELFARE STATE
Having finally mustered the strength to get up and write to you, I feel that my first letter should be particularly profound.
Hmmmm... the soundest, most intellectual and stimulating topic of conversation that pops into my spacious brain cavity is... what is the plural of moose? Mooses? Meese?
Maybe it is never to be known or revealed to anyone.
Jarvis T Raven
It's a tricky one indeed —
RECKON I'D PLUMP FOR MOOSI
DARK GREY WOLF
I agree with you about bringing in new 'Ziners, so why isn't WLW printing my numerous letters I wonder? Surely he doesn't disagree with the mighty Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex!
So, WLW, if you want me to change my mind about you, please print this letter and I will!
Cheese is holy.
Uncontrollable Lampost Of Wisdom
Numerous letters? I think not... where
EXACTLY YOU BEEN SENDING THEM?
TO YOU ALL
Miss Tristesse — how could we ever hate you? Yours was one of the first letters I ever read and you, along with She Who Lost The Plot, are my favourite 'Ziner.
Parsley Possum — tut tut tut. You have turned into a bitter and twisted creature, haven't you? If you hate everyone so much, why not just go away?
Do you reckon Plughole is still a 'Ziner, but under a different name?
Kiss The Goose
Plughole? A different name?
HMMMM... INTERESTING
DEAR PARSLEY POSSUM
How can you say that what I write here isn't my own opinion, you cretin?
Take that, for example. I called you a cretin. I called you that because it is my opinion that you are a cretin, not just because everyone else on this planet thinks you are too.
Opinionated Pie
Crikey, another one. Parsley —
GET YERSELF A NEW IDENTITY MATE!
I'M A TAD ANGRY TODAY
Just because I could never enter a beauty competition, if that strange need occurred, some people think it is their right to shout insults at me.
I have noticed one thing about these losers. They never harass me when they are alone, or when my friends are around.
This proves that they are not only disrespectful fools, but also cowards.
The Fiend Nextdoor
It's sad, isn't it? I mean,
HOW BORED MUST THEY BE?
