The Mega-Zine Museum
January 8, 2001
APATHY'S CHILD I have always wanted one of my letters on screen but, being apathetic, I thought that there was probably no point in writing as it probably wouldn't be shown anyway. Oooh, you are soooo wrong!
SECLUDED RAINBOW James from Pokemon is so much better than Matt from Digimon. Matt wears a tank top, for God's sake! But it's a very nice tank top.
SNAZ THE FRESH FIGHTER I think I think too much. I think you do darey.
MY RANDOM, UNPROVOKED OUTBURST FOR THE DAY:
Dark Grey Wolf is a sycophant.
Negative Creep is lazy.
Cheesy Foetus has dubious social group affiliations.
Opinionated Pie is opinionated. Shame the opinions aren't his/her own.
Little Miss Metalhead probably listens to Limp Bizkit.
Don't get me started on Gutless Wonder!
Parsley Possum
Well, that should overload my inbox
FOR SEVERAL WEEKS TO COME — CHEERS
'ZINERS
OK, there is a small troll living in the sink in my house, but he really is very nice... no, really!
He was telling me about a sale on at Big Timmy's World of Taps (he has an interest in taps, well he does live in the sink!)
And who stole my socks? Andy, I'm looking in your direction...
Enwaldo, Prince Of The Sea
Make an appointment NOW, Enwaldo —
YOUR TABLETS AIN'T STRONG ENOUGH
MEGAZINE
Existence is the essence of life, and yet so flawed. Darkness surrounds inside and out.
No permanent escape can be found through alcohol. The universe would not be here if we weren't, but we wouldn't be here if the universe wasn't either.
Everything is broken.
Visible Choirboy
Get Bob The Builder on the phone...
CAN HE FIX IT? YES HE CAN!
MEOW!
Recently, I've started meowing pathetically like a cat! Everywhere!
Why? I don't really know. It's really embarrassing, especially when I do it near my male chumsy.
Could I possibly be turning into a cat? Even though I like kitties, I don't really wanna be one!
The DimGirl (from the molehole)
Oh no, what are you gonna do? It's
CATASTROPHE! HA HA HA... OH WELL
WLW AND 'ZINERS
After a few days in my attic, I noticed small scratching on a plank of wood. I stared at it constantly for... ermmm... must have been a few hours when — eurika! I spelt a word, and that word was FGTHU.
My time was wasted, a lesson learned. Don't stare at wood for hours, it gets you nowhere.
Sadistically Evil and Notorious
I stared at a plank for hours once...
TURNED OUT TO BE DALE WINTON
FAIRY CAKE'S HAD A GO... NOW IT'S MY TURN
I'm 5'4", with blue/black hair (dyed) and blue/grey eyes. I have smelly feet (I kid you not), a ring through my left eyebrow, a labrette stud and two earrings through each ear.
My fave food is pepperoni pizza and my fave bands are Nirvana, Cradle Of Filth, Green Day and Amen.
Silvan Draconis
You sound delightful but, one thing,
MALE? FEMALE? HE/SHE/IT?
IT'S ALL LIES
Somebody recently wrote to 'Zine and accused James Dean Bradfield of eating all the pies. This is clearly not the case as my mum produced a lovely apple pie for dessert yesterday.
And another thing — I hear that James Lard Piefield says the new Manics album (when will they quit?) was recorded cold. No rehearsal. Nothing.
Well I, for one, am very scared indeed.
Manics Depressive
I hear it's called "Know Your Enemy" —
CLEARLY, THEY DON'T
